65+ Funny Travel Jokes for a Laughter Trip

Traveling is an excellent way to experience the world and create memories. Next time you go on a trip, remember funny travel jokes.

Hat, clock, map, and camera.
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Traveling enriches your life. There are many ways to travel, such as on an airplane, cruise, car, or foot.

Since the first flight by the Wright Brothers, travel has become more accessible.

You can learn about the world, escape reality, relax, and make memories.

Laughter is also a significant part of traveling.

The following are the funniest travel jokes you need to read before or during your next trip.

Hilarious travel jokes

1. Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

It was overbooked.

2. How do you know elephants love road trips?

They always pack their trunk.

Elephant.
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3. What do you call a magician on an airplane?

A flying sorcerer.

Related: What do you call a magician’s dog?

4. What happens when you wear a watch on a plane?

Time flies.

5. What kind of chocolate do airports sell?

Plane chocolate.

6. What’s the best way to travel with kids?

Not to.

7. Why shouldn’t you fly on Peter Pan Airlines?

They Neverland.

8. Why are mountains the funniest travel destination?

They’re hill areas.

9. What travels around the world but stays in a corner.

A stamp.

10. Why don’t fish travel?

They’re always in school.

11. What’s the cheapest way to travel?

By sale boat.

12. Why didn’t anyone like the airplane?

It had a bad altitude.

13. Why did the robot go on vacation?

To recharge its batteries.

14. Did you hear about the itinerary for our hiking vacation?

I’ll summit up nicely.

15. Why don’t kangaroos like to travel?

Their pouch potatoes.

16. Why do some girls like to travel in groups of odd numbers?

Because they can’t even.

17. What do you call a traveler that’s always calm and collected?

A nomad.

18. What makes camping challenging?

It’s in tents.

19. Why don’t aliens travel to Earth?

It has bad ratings, only one star.

20. What do you get when you cross a snake with an airplane?

A Boeing constrictor.

21. What does bread do when it travels?

It loafs around.

22. What did the pig say after traveling to a hot destination?

I’m bacon.

23. Why don’t crabs take their family and friends on vacation?

They’re shellfish.

24. Why don’t photons have checked bags?

They travel light.

25. How do witches choose hotels?

They look for the best broom service.

Witch on a broom.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

Related: What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

26. Where does Santa Claus stay when he travels?

The ho-ho-hotel.

27. Which airline the barbers in the United Kingdom use?

British Hair-ways.

28. What do you do if you reach a fork in the road during a trip?

Stop for lunch.

29. Do you want to hear a joke about time travel?

You didn’t like it.

30. How do fleas travel?

Itch-hiking.

31. Why don’t bears travel with suitcases?

They only bring the bear necessities.

32. How do lobsters travel?

By shell-icopter.

33. Why did the coffee call the police while traveling?

It got mugged.

Knock-knock travel jokes

1. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Europe. Europe who? No, I’m not. You are.

2. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? I’m great. Hawaii you?

3. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Belize. Belize who? I didn’t sneeze.

Flag of Belize.
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4. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Tokyo. Tokyo who? What did you take from me?

5. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Peru. Peru who? It’s okay. Don’t cry.

6. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Hanoi. Hanoi who? You know who did it?

7. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Ibiza. Ibiza who? Do you want a piece of me?

8. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Pico. Pico who? I see you.

9. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Quebec. Quebec who? Quebec your pardon.

10. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Bangkok. Bangkok who? Doodle doo.

11. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Bolivia. Bolivia who? I believe you, too.

12. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Havana. Havana who? Havana great time.

13. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Samoa. Samoa who? I want Samoa you.

14. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Oscar. Oscar who? Oscar if she wants to travel with us.

15. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Sherwood. Sherwood who? I Sherwood love to travel right now.

16. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Boo-hoo, I want to travel.

17. Knock-knock. Who’s there? RV. RV who? RV there yet?

18. Knock-knock. Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? Cargo beep beep.

Jokes about travel destinations

1. What’s a pianist’s favorite travel destination?

Florida Keys.

2. What’s a pencil’s favorite travel destination?

Pennsylvania.

Related: What do you call a broken pencil?

3. Where do sharks go on vacation?

Finland.

4. What’s a hamster’s favorite travel destination?

Hamster-dam.

5. What’s a sheep’s favorite destination?

The Baa-hamas.

Sheep.
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6. Where do pirates go on vacation?

Arr-gentina.

7. What’s a bee’s favorite vacation destination?

Sting-apore.

8. Where do superheroes go on vacation?

Cape Town.

9. Where do balloons go in Italy?

Balloon-a.

10. Where do cows go on vacation?

Moo York.

11. Where do ghost’s go on vacation?

Mali-boo.

12. What do pepperoni’s like to see on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

13. Why are winters so cold in Juneau?

I don’t know. Alaska local.

14. Which country has the most germs?

Germany.

15. What’s it like traveling to Bulgaria?

Sofia, so good.

16. Where do crayons go on vacation?

Colorado.

Related: Funny Quotes About Having Fun and Enjoying Life

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David Em

David Em is the founder of Humor Living. He launched Humor Living to create a destination for you to visit anytime you need a laugh. Whether you’re looking for jokes, puns, memes, or funny stories, Humor Living is the place to be.