While pizza originates from Italy, there are now many different styles. Next time you eat it, share pizza jokes to make everyone laugh.
Pizza is a delicious Italian dish. Cheese, veggies, pepperoni, margherita, and Hawaiian are popular types.
Pizza originates from Italy. But, the ancient Egyptians, Greek, and Romans ate flatbread with toppings.
So, the concept dates back thousands of years. Today, you can have many different pizza styles.
If you’re ready to laugh, read the following pizza jokes. Then, tell the jokes to others to spread joy and laughter.
The funniest pizza jokes
1. What kind of person doesn’t like pizza?
A weir-dough.
2. What’s a pizza maker’s favorite song?
Slice Slice Baby.
3. What did the pizza say during a confrontation?
You want a pizza me?
4. What do you call a fake pizza?
A pepper-phony.
5. Why did the pizza go to Italy?
To see the Leaning Tower of Pizza.
6. How do you fix a broken pizza?
Use tomato paste.
7. Why don’t pizza makers like pizza jokes?
They’re too cheesy.
8. What do you call a sleeping pizza?
A pizzzzza.
9. What’s the difference between pizza and pizza jokes?
You can’t top pizza jokes.
10. What did the pizza say after meeting someone?
Slice to meet you.
11. How do you know you’re in love with a pizza maker?
They steal a pizza your heart.
12. What’s a pizza’s favorite fruit?
Avoca-doughs.
13. What can a whole pizza do that a half can’t?
A whole pizza can look round.
14. Why did the mushroom get an invitation to the pizza party?
He’s a fungi.
15. What’s a dog’s favorite pizza topping?
Pup-peroni.
16. How do pizza detectives solve mysteries?
They put the pizzas together.
17. What do you call it when a pizza breaks the rules of trust?
A breach of crust.
18. How do pizzas choose their partners?
They slice them up.
19. What did the pizza say to the gorgeous topping?
I never sausage a beautiful face.
20. Did you hear about the local restaurant that created the world’s largest pizza base?
I’d love to see someone top that.
21. Why did the pizza go to the ice arena?
To go slice skating.
22. What kind of cheese do hairdressers put on pizza?
Perm-esan.
23. What do you call a slice of pizza in a museum?
A pizza history.
24. What do you call a negative pizza maker?
A pizza-mist.
25. Why did the pizza yell at the others?
To give them a pizza its mind.
26. Did you hear about the pizzeria on the moon?
They have delicious pizza, but no atmosphere.
27. What did the pizza maker learn after burning the Hawaiian pizza?
Use aloha temperature.
28. What’s a carpenter’s favorite pizza topping?
Saw-sage.
29. What does a pizza say when it’s afraid?
Fold me close.
30. Did you hear about the person that ate a frozen pizza?
It wasn’t very thawed out.
31. Why did the pizza chef get a second job?
They kneaded the dough.
32. What did the pizza say after someone thanked it for helping?
It’s the yeast I could do.
33. What does a pizza say after waking up?
Cheese the day.
34. What did the chef say to the pizza that won’t cook properly?
You’re a real pizza work.
35. What did the pizza say after seeing one fall to the floor?
Another one bites the crust.
36. What did the pizza lover do after their doctor said to cut carbs?
They cut a pizza into slices.
37. What’s another name for pizza?
The circle of life.
38. What did the pizza say about the tomatoes?
Here today, gone tomato.
39. What does a pizza say after the chef tells it what to do?
You don’t pepper-own-me.
40. What does it say on pizza currency?
In pizza we crust.
41. What did the pizza say to the uncreative one?
Think outside the pizza box.
42. What’s another name for a pizza slice?
A love triangle.
43. How did the pizza feel after getting a layer of cheese?
It felt grate.
44. What did the baker say about making pizza?
It’s a pizza cake.
45. How do pizza chefs reconcile after a dispute?
They send a pizza offering.
46. What does a pizza call its best friend?
Its home slice.
47. What do you call someone who takes photos of famous pizzas?
Pepper-azzi.
48. Why did the group of hipsters burn their lips?
They ate pizza before it was cool.
49. What did the delivery driver say after seeing someone drop their pizza?
I never sausage a tragedy.
50. What do pizzas tell each other on Valentine’s Day?
Cheesy things.
51. What kind of cheese do dogs love on pizza?
Mutt-zarella.
52. What’s a pizza’s favorite holiday?
Crust-mas.
53. What did the pizza say before leaving?
Pizza-t.
54. What does a pizza wear to smell good?
Calzogne.
55. What did the chef say about making pizza?
It’s as easy as pie.
56. What did the pizza say to its significant other?
I a-dough you.
57. What did the pizza say to compliment its friend?
No matter how you slice it, you’re awesome.
58. What did the pizza say to show its commitment to its significant other?
I pepper-only have eyes for you.
59. Why did the pizza volunteer itself?
To get a slice of the action.
60. What did the pizza say after being surprised?
Chees-us Crust.
61. What did the pizza say to the one that was boasting?
Don’t be too saucy.
62. What’s a pizza chef’s favorite painting?
Mona Pizza.
63. What does seven days without pizza make?
One weak.
64. What did the customer say to the pizza delivery person?
You really delivered.
65. Did you hear about the person that wants to open a pizzeria on an airplane?
It’s a pie-in-the-sky idea.
66. What kind of pizza do competitive runners enjoy eating?
Meet lovers.
67. Why did the pizzeria owner install security cameras?
For pizza mind.
68. What do you call it when a pizza rambles without getting to the point?
It pizza-round the bush.
69. Why did the young pizza always want to be around its parents?
It was kneady.
70. What’s a pizza chef’s favorite Pokémon?
Pizzachu.
71. What did the pizza chef give his wife for their anniversary?
Flours.
72. What do you call someone who can’t decide which pizza to order?
Inde-slice-ive.
73. When will the pizza be ready?
It’s crust a matter of time.
74. What’s a pizza’s favorite movie?
Pie Hard.
75. What do Homer Simpson and pizza have in common?
Doh.
76. Why do restaurants put the pizza in square boxes?
They don’t cut corners.
77. What’s the difference between good and bad pizza jokes?
The delivery.
78. Where does a tired dad order pizza?
Papa Yawns.
79. What did the critic say about the new pizzeria?
There’s so mushroom for improvement.
80. What’s the fastest way to burn 2,000 calories?
Leave the pizza in the oven.
81. Why didn’t the pizza share its feelings?
It was personal.
82. What did the pizza say to the cheese after breaking up?
We’re feta alone.
83. What’s a pizza chef’s favorite nut to snack on?
Pizza-chios.
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