65+ Hilarious Vacation Jokes to Make You Laugh

Vacations are an excellent way to relax, explore, and create memories. Read the funniest vacation jokes to laugh while packing or traveling.

Palm trees, a beach, and water.
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Vacations make life more fulfilling and memorable. Winter, spring, fall, or summer, the season doesn’t matter.

There are activities and experiences to do year-round.

Vacations help you relax, exercise and gain new experiences. You can stay home, visit new places, or explore the outdoors.

The following are the best vacation jokes. They’ll have you laughing while you’re packing, traveling, or relaxing.

The funniest vacation jokes

1. Where do sheep go on vacation?

The Baa-hamas.

2. What does bread do on vacation?

Loaf around.

Loaf of bread.
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3. Which state in the United States is famous for extra-small soft drinks?


4. Why do military ships in Denmark, Norway, and Sweden have barcodes on the sides?

It allows them to Scandinavian.

5. What do you drink while riding a camel on vacation?

Camel-mile tea.

6. What do you call a subtle laugh in Hawaii?

A low ha.

7. What’s worse than raining cats and dogs on vacation?

Hailing taxis.

8. Do you want to know the plan for our hiking vacation?

I’ll summit up nicely.

9. Why can’t fish go on vacation?

They’re always in school.

10. Where do crayons go on vacation?


11. Why did the pirate go on vacation?

He needed argh and argh.

Pirate's hat.
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12. Why did the witch stay in a hotel?

She heard they had great broom service.

13. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean?

Nothing. It waved.

14. Why did the coffee have a bad vacation?

It was mugged on the first day.

15. What do goblins mail their friends on vacation?


16. What did the receptionist at a hotel in Japan say when I was several hours late?

You really Tokyo time.

17. What did the llama’s relative say when they were told to get ready for vacation?

Alpaca my bags.

18. Why should you visit temples in Asia on vacation?

They’re Buddha-ful.

19. Why should singles go to Korea for vacation?

To find their Seoul-mate.

20. What did the traveler say after going to Oslo?

There’s Norway I’m going back home.

Flag of Norway.
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21. Where do beekeepers stay on vacation?

Air bee and bee.

22. Why was the traveler uncomfortable while on vacation in Madrid?

They were feeling Spain.

23. What did the pig say on a tropical vacation?

I’m bacon in the sun.

24. Which country has the most germs?


25. Where do eggs go on vacation?

New Yolk City.

26. What did E.T.’s mom say when he got home from vacation?

Where on Earth have you been?

27. Which road did Satan take for a road trip?

Route 666.

28. Where do blind people go on vacation?

Sea World.

29. What diagnosis did the doctor give the person who was sick of going to airports?

Terminal illness.

30. How do vampires get to vacation destinations?

They travel by scare.

31. Why’s it never relaxing when two couples go on a camping vacation?

Two tents.

32. What’s the best food to eat on a beach vacation?

A sandwich.

33. Where does Santa stay while on vacation?

A ho-ho-hotel.

34. Why don’t mummies take a summer vacation?

They’re afraid to relax and unwind.

35. How do tourists disappear in Finland?

I’m not sure, but they vanished into Fin-Air.

36. What summer vacation destination makes your pet bird sing for joy?

The Canary Islands.

37. Why did the old lady fall into a well on vacation?

She didn’t see that well.

38. Where do pepperonis like to go on vacation?

The Leaning Tower of Pizza.

39. Why do camping vacations take a lot of preparation?

It’s in tents.

Tent and tree.
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40. How does NASA arrange a vacation?

They planet.

41. Where do suit store employees go on vacation?


42. What’s a writing utensil’s favorite vacation destination?


43. What do trees drink on vacation?

Root beer.

44. Where do you keep your money while on a camping vacation?

The river bank.

45. What do you call it when you go on a beach vacation after many years?

Long time no sea.

46. What goes through towns, up hills, and down hills but never moves?

The road.

47. Why does my wife say being married to me is like being on vacation for the rest of her life?

She tells people I was her last resort.

48. Why did I stop taking my dog on road trips?

He can be such a bark seat driver.

49. How’s the vacation in Cuba?

I’m Havana great time.

Cuban flag.
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50. What do you tell someone before going to bed in Stockholm?

Swede dreams.

51. Why can’t you prank anyone in South America?

No one will Bolivia.

52. Why did the clam go on vacation?

To shell-ebrate its birthday.

53. Where do hamsters go on vacation?


54. Why don’t crabs invite others to vacation?

They’re shellfish.

55. Where do pianists go on vacation?

The Florida Keys.

56. What’s the best thing to do on a vacation in Alaska?

I don’t know. Alaska local.

57. Why’s France an excellent vacation destination?

There’s nothing Toulouse.

58. What’s the best vehicle for a family road trip across the ocean?

A Honda Sea-RV.

Car driving in the ocean.
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59. Where do bees go on vacation?


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60. Why did the robot go on vacation?

To recharge its batteries.

61. How do rabbits travel?

By hare-plane.

62. Where do math teachers go on vacation?

Times Square.

63. Why didn’t the elephant need a suitcase?

It already had a trunk.

64. Why are mountains the funniest place to travel?

They’re hill areas.

65. What kind of chocolate do they sell at airports?

Plane chocolate.

66. Why can’t basketball players take a vacation?

They’ll get called for traveling.

67. Where do sharks go on summer vacation?


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