100+ Funny Letter Board Quotes and Sayings

A letter board is an aesthetic way to communicate. You can use it in a home or business. Read funny letter board quotes for ideas and laughter.

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Letter boards are aesthetic and fun. While they can say anything, humor is perfect for evoking laughter.

Humor is an essential part of life. It helps you cope with stress and build relationships.

So, add joy to your day and others with funny letter board quotes.

The following are hilarious examples of what you can say on your letter board.

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Funny letter board quotes for home

1. Chop it like it’s hot.

2. I’m no cactus expert, but I know a prick when I see one.

3. I wish I were full of tacos instead of emotions.

4. Any pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself.

5. Maybe swearing will help.

6. If you find me offensive, I suggest you quit finding me.

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7. Today is canceled.

8. Spread love as thick as you would Nutella.

9. I would lose weight, but I hate losing.

10. Home is where you take your pants off.

11. I regret every nap I never took.

12. This house was clean yesterday. Sorry you missed it.

13. Today I will be as useless as the “g” in lasagne.

14. It’s better to be happy in leggings than sad in jeans.

15. I forgot to go to the gym today. That marks a decade.

16. Life is short. Smile while you have teeth.

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17. Emotionally stable as an IKEA table.

18. If you don’t like tacos, I’m nacho type.

19. Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how.

20. Here comes Amazon. Here comes Amazon. Right down my driveway.

21. I wish I was as tired as I thought I was before I had kids.

22. The key to happiness is low expectations. Lower. Nope, even lower. There you go.

23. Too old for Snapchat. Too young for Life Alert.

24. I wonder if pizza thinks about me too.

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25. We hope you like dog hair.

26. In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

27. Bad puns are how eye roll.

28. Simba was walking too slowly. So, I told him to Mufasa.

29. Putting a cow in an elevator really raises the steaks.

30. I’m not a hot mess. I’m a spicy disaster.

31. My birthstone is a coffee bean.

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32. If you fall, I will be there. -Floor

33. I was normal three cats ago.

34. I must get up. My coffee needs me.

35. I’m yours. No returns.

36. Relax. We’re all crazy.

37. I got it all together, but I forgot where I put it.

38. Maybe she’s born with it. Maybe it’s caffeine.

39. I child-proofed the house. But they still got in.

40. Don’t read the next sentence. You little rebel, I like you.

41. Hold on. I’ve gotta overthink it.

42. Coffee pairs nicely with silence.

43. Why isn’t anyone talking about how long it takes to write things on these boards?

44. I came. I saw. I made it awkward.

45. I snack so my kitchen doesn’t get lonely in between meals.

46. Why do I shop like I can afford things?

47. I’ll carpe diem tomorrow.

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48. I’m not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?

49. The plants and I need a drink.

50. Live every day like it’s Taco Tuesday.

51. I want to pause adulting and lower the difficulty.

52. Netflix is so insecure sometimes. Yes, I’m still here. You can stop asking.

53. My dentist told me I needed a crown. I was like, “I know, right!”

54. Everything is a bed if you try hard enough.

55. My Disney princess name would be Taco Belle.

56. Wherever my keys are, I hope they’re happy.

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57. Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.

58. You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza.

59. I hate when I go to the kitchen for food, and all I find are ingredients.

60. If you were a ghost, you’d still be my boo.

61. Marry someone who can cook. Looks fade, but hunger doesn’t.

62. I’m tired of cookies having calories.

63. Don’t go to bed angry. Stay up late and plot revenge.

64. I’m trying to make a good tree pun, but I’m stumped.

65. Cake is the answer, no matter the question.

66. Did you say exercise or extra fries?

67. Not all who wander to the kitchen at midnight are lost.

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68. Punch today in the face.

69. First I drink coffee. Then, I do the things.

70. Treat others like Chick-fil-A treats you.

71. The only circle of trust I need is a donut.

72. Every night, I try to get eight hours of sleep in four hours.

73. I’m not lazy. I’m in energy-saving mode.

74. My cooking is so good even the smoke alarm cheers me on.

Funny letter board quotes for work

1. A yawn is a silent cry for coffee.

2. My mind has too many tabs open.

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3. Be a unicorn in a field of horses.

4. Dinosaurs had no coffee. Look how that turned out.

5. I love Fridays like Kanye loves Kanye.

6. The best things take time. That’s why I’m late.

7. My favorite childhood memory is not paying bills.

8. Never make plans with croissants. They’re flaky.

9. Eat cake. It’s someone’s birthday somewhere.

10. If Mondays were shoes, they’d be Crocs.

11. Alexa, what day is it?

12. Website: We use cookies to improve performance. Me: Same.

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13. Cupcakes are muffins that believe in miracles.

14. I used to just crastinate. But I got so good I went pro.

15. My boss told me to change the sign. So, I did.

16. May your coffee kick in before reality.

17. It may look like I’m doing nothing. But in my head, I’m quite busy.

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18. Complaint department: 100 miles east.

19. Put on your positive pants.

20. Just keep swimming, just keep swimming. -Dory

21. They said I could be anything. So, I decided to be caffeinated.

22. Alexa, skip to Friday.

23. If each day is a gift, where can I return Mondays?

24. A meeting without food should be an email.

25. Next week has been exhausting.

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26. Wednesdays are the middle finger of the week.

27. Do not disturb. My alone time is sometimes for your safety.

28. Relax, I have a spreadsheet for that.

29. A party without cake is just a meeting.

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