50+ Hilarious Minecraft Jokes to Dig Up a Laugh

Minecraft is a sandbox game where you can build anything. It’s one of the most popular games. Get a good laugh with funny Minecraft jokes.

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Since Minecraft’s release in 2011, it’s become significant in the gaming industry.

It’s a sandbox game where you can build and break apart blocks in a 3D world.

There are no levels, as the purpose is to create, explore, and survive. While it’s a game, it also provides an educational experience.

Whether you, a friend, or a family member play it, you’ll get a laugh out of the following Minecraft jokes.

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The best Minecraft jokes

1. How do Minecraft players avoid sunburn?

They use sunblock.

2. What’s Steve’s favorite sport?


3. Did you hear about the Creeper that went to a party?

It had a blast.

4. Why are there no cars in Minecraft?

The streets are always blocked off.

5. How does Steve exercise?

He runs around the block.

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6. Why doesn’t the Creeper have friends?

It has an explosive personality.

7. Why shouldn’t you pick a fight with a squid?

They’re well-armed.

8. How do Minecraft players celebrate?

They throw a block party.

9. Why did the Creeper cross the road?

To get to the other sssside.

10. How did Steve make the skeleton laugh?

He tickled its funny bone.

11. Why isn’t Steve creative?

He’s not good at thinking outside the box.

12. Did you hear about the new Minecraft movie?

It’s going to be a blockbuster.

13. Where do miners sleep?

On their bed-rocks.

14. Why do soccer players play Minecraft?

To get better at blocking.

15. What did Alex say to the skeleton?

I’ve got a bone to pick on you.

16. How does Steve measure his shoe size?

In square feet.

17. What’s a Creeper’s favorite subject in school?


18. What do Creepers do for fun?

They play with Boom-erangs.

19. Did you hear about the Minecraft player who thought he could fly in Survival mode?

He couldn’t.

20. What do ocelots and crisps have in common?

You have them more than once.

21. What do Minecraft players do on the weekends?

Go to square dances.

22. Why couldn’t the Minecraft player go to the bar?

He was a miner.

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23. What’s a Creeper’s favorite meal?

Ssssteak and ssssalad.

24. What do witches use on their hair?


25. Why are zombies good at Minecraft?


26. Why didn’t the Enderman cross the road?

He teleported instead.

27. What did the zombie say to the villager?

Nice to eat you.

28. What do you listen to while playing Minecraft?

Bedrock ‘n’ roll.

29. Why doesn’t an Ender Dragon understand books?

It always starts at the end.

30. A Creeper walks into a bar…

Everyone dies.

31. Did you hear about the new Minecraft update?

It’s groundbreaking.

32. What did Steve say to the zombie?

Do you want a piece of me?

33. I’m a huge fan of the outdoors.

Just today, I spent all day on my farm in Minecraft.

34. Which country plays Minecraft the most?

The Netherlands.

35. What do you get when you cross an Enderman with a Creeper?

A teleporting bomb.

36. Why do kids love Minecraft?

Because they’re minors.

37. What do you call a Minecraft boy band?

New Kids on the Block.

38. What do you call it when a couple gets married on Minecraft?

They tied the square knot.

39. Why couldn’t the miner get to his diamonds?

Something blocked his way.

40. How do Minecraft players kill skeletons?

With bones and arrows.

41. What did Steve say to Alex?

I dig you.

42. How much better is Minecraft than other games?

About one notch.

43. I made fun of the official Minecraft Twitter account.

They blocked me.

44. What’s a Minecraft player’s favorite food?


45. What’s the square root of Minecraft?

There are three, actually, potatoes, carrots, and beetroots.

46. What happens to Minecraft characters during puberty?

They grow cubic hair.

47. What do you call the Rocky Mountains in Minecraft?

The Blocky Mountains.

48. How does Steve chop down a tree with his bare hands?

How wood I know?

49. What do you call Minecraft on mute?


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50. What do a sports jock and a Redstone nerd have in common?

They both care a lot about XOR size.

51. What’s Cobblestone’s favorite music?

Rock music.

52. My ocelot was having trouble watching YouTube.

It turns out, the video was just on paws.

53. Why can you always see Zombie Pigmen at Subway?

They like to “Eat Flesh.”

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