Pokémon is a Japanese franchise with cards, video games, and many unique creatures. If you’re a fan, read funny Pokémon jokes for a laugh.
Pokémon is a well-known brand that’s more than 25 years old.
The Japanese franchise has video games, TV shows, and cards.
It consists of more than 1,000 creatures that you can capture and train.
In 2016, the release of Pokémon GO took the world by storm. It became one of the most-played augmented reality games in history.
Whether you’re a fan or know someone who is, read the following Pokémon jokes for a good laugh.
The funniest Pokémon jokes
1. Which Pokémon is secretly a pirate?
Arrr-ceus.
2. Which Pokémon was in a song from The Lion King?
Kakuna Matata.
3. What did the Geodude say to the other?
Rock on.
4. How do Pokémon party?
They throw a Poké ball.
5. How does a Pokémon tell someone to be quiet?
Shut your Meowth.
6. Why’s Hypno so energetic?
It’s not Drowzee anymore.
7. Why don’t blindfolds work on Pokémon?
They’ll always Pikachu.
8. Why did Wailmer cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
9. Where do Pokémon like to go in France?
Paras.
10. Who would Cinderella marry if she were a Pokémon?
Prince Charmander.
11. What did the Pokémon say after being surprised?
That was Onix-pected.
12. What was the Pokémon accused of doing?
Espeon-age.
13. What does a Pokémon say at the end of the day?
Good Eevee-ning.
14. Which Pokémon is the grumpiest?
Krabby.
15. Why did the Pokémon go to the doctor?
It was Koffing and Weezing.
16. Why did the Pokémon try something new?
Wynaut.
17. What does a romantic Pokémon do?
Raichu a love song.
18. How many stories does a Pokémon tell?
Ninetales.
19. Which Pokémon does Aladdin ride?
A Magikarp-et.
20. Why did the Electric Pokémon get gassy from dairy?
It was Zaptos intolerant.
21. What do you call a Pokémon that doesn’t move quickly?
Slowpoke.
22. What’s Wailord’s favorite TV show?
Whale of Fortune.
23. What’s a soccer player’s favorite Pokémon?
Goal-duck.
24. What appears over Ash’s head when he has an idea?
A light-Bulbasaur.
25. What kind of Pokémon would Elvis, Jimi Hendrix, and Elton John be?
Legendary Pokémon.
26. Why shouldn’t you do drugs?
Weedle make you high.
27. Which college do Pokémon go to?
StaryU.
28. Where does Haunter water ski?
Lake Erie.
29. Why didn’t the Pokémon go to work?
It felt Gastly.
30. What would Pokémon name its gum brand?
Pika-chew.
31. What happens when you give money to Eevee?
It becomes a Patreon.
32. What do you call Meowth’s reflection?
A copycat.
33. Which Pokémon is always looking for something?
Seaking.
34. Which Pokémon can you find at an auction?
Bidoof.
35. What low-fat diet did the Pokémon try?
A Butterfree one.
36. Which Pokémon consumes holmium hydroxide?
Ho-Oh.
37. Why didn’t the Pokémon trainer burn while riding Ponyta?
He’s already Ash.
38. What did Ash say to Serena?
I choose you.
39. What happens to Bulbasaur after an intense workout?
It gets Bulba-sore.
40. Why did Miltank cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
41. What did the Pokémon say before teleporting?
Abra-cadabra.
42. What does Pikachu say to Ash when he’s really hungry?
Pikachu.
43. What does a Pokémon say when it’s upset with you?
Shaymin you.
44. What do you call a Pokémon that’s a little weird?
Oddish.
45. What did the Pokémon say about the funny show?
This is a-Mew-sing.
46. Why did the Pokémon keep turning around while we were walking?
It had to watch Arbok.
47. What do Pokémon do during a storm?
Find Shellder.
48. What was the Pokémon doing when it saw a lot of food?
Grubbin.
49. Which Pokémon always gives twice as much?
Dubwool.
50. What do Pokémon call the period of time after retirement?
The Goldeen years.
51. Which Pokémon is always ready to celebrate?
Hoppip, hooray!
52. Why don’t Kabuto and Kabutops share?
They’re shellfish.
53. Why couldn’t the Pokémon see when the trainer came out?
It was Misty.
54. What’s a Pokémon trainer’s favorite time of the day?
Dawn.
55. Which Pokémon gets tossed in the trash?
Trubbish.
56. What did the Pokémon trainer say at the concert?
Brock on!
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57. What do kids do to their Pokémon toys for fun?
They Blastoise.
58. Which Pokémon can also be the king of Egypt?
Fearow.
59. What did the Pokémon say when it wasn’t ready yet?
Weedle be a minute.
60. If you want to get rid of something, which Pokémon should you use?
E-Raticate.
61. What did the Pokémon trainer say when they want to exercise more?
I Nidoran.
62. How do you describe a pessimistic Pokémon?
Doom and Gloom.
63. How do you take a Pokémon out of the ground?
Diglett up.
64. Which Pokémon is unlikely to do anything?
Farfetch’d.
65. Which Pokémon can you rely on to get things done?
Exeggcute.
66. What does a ground and rock type Pokémon do to a horse?
Rhydon it.
67. Why was Staryu afraid?
There was Starmie weather.
68. What happens when you give Eevee a sandwich?
It becomes Luncheon.
69. What does a Grass-type Pokémon say when it’s surprised?
I can’t Bayleef it.
70. Which Pokémon does gymnastic feats?
A-Crobat.
71. Which Pokémon is intelligent?
Cleffa.
72. What’s a Pokémon’s favorite dog?
Aipom-eranian.
73. What does a trainer do when you tell them Pokémon jokes?
Shuckle.
74. Why did the Pokémon cry?
The trainer threw a Poké Bawl.
75. Where do Dark and Fire-type Pokémon go on vacation?
Houndour-as.
76. What does a Pokémon do to its significant other?
Smoochum.
77. Where do Pokémon go to start technology companies?
Silcoon Valley.
78. How do you get fired as a Pokémon trainer?
Slakoth.
79. What do you call a fight among Pokémon trainers?
A Poké Brawl.
80. What do you say to a Pokémon you haven’t seen in a long time?
It’s been Mawile.
81. Why does Numel love the middle of the week?
It’s hump day.
82. What did the Pokémon make in sculpture class?
A Claydol.
83. What do Steel and Psychic-type Pokémon eat for breakfast?
Beldum waffles.
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84. What’s a Water-type Pokémon’s favorite instrument?
Shellos.
85. What kind of makeup do Pokémon use?
Bronzor.
86. What does a Legendary Pokémon say before a road trip?
Palkia bags.
87. What does a Grass-type Pokémon call its boss?
Serperior.
88. What kind of steak does a Dark-type Pokémon eat?
A Purrloin.
89. What does a Fighting-type Pokémon do to a baseball?
Throh it.
90. What kind of toilet paper do Pokémon trainers use?
Cottonee-lle.
91. How does a Sawsbuck greet its child?
Hello, my Deerling.
92. What happened to the Dragon-type Pokémon after an accident?
It got a Fraxure.
93. What do Pokémon wear to play football?
A Shelmet.
94. Which phone network do Pokémon trainers use?
Virizion.
95. What kind of nuts do Pokémon eat?
Chesnaughts.
96. What does a Pokémon say when it has a question?
I want to Axew a question.
97. What do you call it when Pokémon cry and whine?
A temper Tyrantrum.
98. What do you call a Pokémon that plays basketball?
A Hoopa.
99. What did the sign say outside of a Pokémon trainer’s house?
Bewear of Pokémon.
100. Why couldn’t the Pokémon go to the bar?
It was a Minior.
101. Which Ground-type Pokémon makes everyone laugh?
Silicobra.
102. What do you call a flexible Pokémon?
Nymble.
103. If a rooster was in Pokémon, how would it sound?
Cock-a-Shroodle-doo.
104. How does a Pokémon trainer’s car sound?
Varoom.
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