Boxing is a combat sport that involves fighting with fists. Next time you watch or do it, remember hilarious boxing jokes for a good laugh.
Boxing is one of the most popular combat sports.
Even those that don’t watch it know the legends of the sport. Muhammad Ali, Manny Pacquiao, and Floyd Mayweather Jr. are a few examples.
Aside from viewing it, boxing is an excellent form of exercise. You can box with others or a punching bag.
If you’re ready to laugh, read the following boxing jokes. Also, tell them to others to make them laugh.
Funny boxing jokes
1. What’s a boxer’s favorite part of a joke?
The punchline.
2. What’s a boxer’s favorite drink?
Fruit punch.
3. What do boxers say on their friends’ birthdays?
Have a knockout birthday.
4. What do anesthesiologists and boxers have in common?
They both knock people out.
5. How do you make a fruit punch?
Give it boxing lessons.
6. What’s a packager’s favorite sport?
Boxing.
7. What did the trainer say when the client asked if they can start shadowboxing?
Knock yourself out.
8. Does a match box?
No, but a tin can.
9. What did Mike Tyson say to his wife on Valentine’s Day?
You’re ear-resistible.
10. Why do a bad boxer’s pants keep falling?
They don’t have any belts.
11. What did the boxer say to the fish?
Watch out for the hook.
12. What do you call a boxer the day after they lose a match?
A sore loser.
13. How did the boxer lose their job?
They never punched out.
14. Why don’t boxers use light switches?
They punch the lights out.
15. Where do boxers sit on a train?
In the boxcar.
16. What do you call a boxer training in a garden?
A beet boxer.
17. Why did the person wear protective gear around their dog?
It was a boxer.
18. Who’s a cow’s favorite boxer?
Moo-hammad Ali.
19. Why shouldn’t boxers wear glasses?
It’s a contacts sport.
20. Which sport helps you prepare for moving?
Boxing.
21. What kind of car does a boxer drive?
A Porsche Boxster.
22. What do you do if you see two snails boxing?
Nothing. Let them slug it out.
23. What does a boxer do if they need to make money?
Get a jab.
24. Why did the boxer say to their partner?
I glove you.
25. What kind of haircuts do boxers get?
Uppercuts.
26. Why did the boxer cross the road?
To knock it out.
27. Who’s the sweetest boxer?
Sugar Ray Robinson.
28. What’s a boxer’s favorite video game console?
The Xbox.
29. Which division do flies fight in?
Flyweight.
30. Why were the tree trunks boxing?
They were fight trunks.
31. Which boy band loves to fight?
The Box-street Boys.
32. What do boxers say if they don’t want to hear about something?
Spar me the details.
33. Where do boxers go on vacation?
Jab-an.
34. What do you call a stingy boxer?
A penny-puncher.
35. What did the boxer say before committing 100%?
Brawl or nothing.
36. Why did the investigation into the boxers end?
They were off the hook.
37. What kind of dog will box a boxer?
A pug-ilist.
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