Weekends allow you to relax, enjoy life, and run errands. It’s essential for stress relief and joy. Sit back and laugh with the funniest weekend jokes.
The same routine gets old. Work gets tiring, and learning can be overwhelming.
Weekends always come in to save the day. It’s an excellent time to rest, recover, and have fun.
Rest is essential for better performance, motivation, and productivity.
So, kick off the next two days with the following weekend jokes.
They’ll boost your mood and make you laugh until you cry.
Funny weekend jokes
1. What’s the worst thing you can say on the weekend?
2. Did you hear the story about Saturday and Sunday?
It was off to an excellent start, but it has a weekend.
3. What’s Newton’s law of the weekend?
A body at rest will continue to be at rest.
4. Why don’t you need rules on the weekend?
Weekend do anything we want.
5. Why’s Friday a happy day?
The next day is a sadder day.
6. What do snowmen do on the weekend?
Chill out.
7. Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?
The other days are weak days.
8. What do chicken families do on the weekend?
They have a peck-nic.
9. What do bears do on the weekend?
Bear-ly anything.
10. Why do employees call out sick during the week?
They have a weekend immune system.
11. How do you know weekends are made with poor quality?
They don’t last long.
12. Why do people stay up late on the weekend?
Sleep is for the week.
13. What do cows do on the weekend?
They watch moo-vies.
14. Why does Monday exist?
To punish you for things you did over the weekend.
15. How much fun do priests have over the weekend?
Nun.
Related: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair?
16. Why did Saturday apply sunscreen?
Sunday’s coming.
17. Which day of the week makes you happy in the morning and sad in the evening?
Sunday.
18. Why do fish get lonely on the weekend?
There’s no school on Saturday or Sunday.
19. Which household task sucks the most on the weekend?
Vacuuming.
20. What do you call someone who gets anxious on Saturday and Sunday?
A weekend worrier.
21. How do weddings go on the weekend?
They’re emotional. Even the cake’s in tiers.
22. What do astronauts do on the weekend?
Space out.
23. Why did the weekend early?
It was off to a weak start.
24. I became a vegetarian this weekend.
It was a big missed steak.
25. How’s the wind’s weekend going?
It blows.
26. What happens to a bakery that burns down over the weekend?
It’s toast.
27. Why did the picture go to jail over the weekend?
It was framed.
28. How was the berry’s weekend?
Berry well.
29. What happened to the coffee over the weekend?
It was mugged.
30. What does a burrito say at the end of the weekend?
That’s a wrap.
31. What does a tired condiment do on the weekend?
Ketchup on sleep.
32. What does a sloth do on the weekend?
It hangs out.
33. How does everyone feel on Monday morning?
Weekend.
Related: Funny Birthday Wishes for Coworkers
Featured image by David Em/Humor Living.