55+ Funny Friendship Quotes to Share With Your BFF

Friends enrich your life. They can support you in the good and bad times. Share funny friendship quotes with your besties to make everyone laugh.

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Friends create some of the most meaningful relationships in life.

A good friend is honest, kind, and accepting. Mutual caring is another essential condition of friendship.

You create fun memories, have deep conversations, and go through life together.

Show your appreciation with humor. The following are funny friendship quotes to make your besties laugh.

Funny friendship quotes to make your friends laugh

1. “Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” -Randy Milholland

2. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'” -C.S. Lewis

3. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson

Funny friendship quote about chocolate.
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4. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” -George Carlin

5. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” -Rita Mae Brown

6. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” -Edwin Arlington Robinson

8. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” -Samuel Butler

9. “Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.” -Jane Austen

10. “People come in and out of our lives, and the true test of friendship is whether you can pick back up right where you left off the last time you saw each other.” -Lisa See

11. “Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” -Marcel Proust

12. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” -Anna Deavere Smith

13. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” -Robert Brault

14. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” -Marlene Dietrich

15. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey

Funny friendship quote about taking the bus when the limo breaks down.
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16. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” -Matt Schucker

17. “A messy house is a must – it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house.” -Jennifer Wilson

18. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” -Charles Lamb

19. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” -Laurence Peter

20. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” -Edward Hubbard

21. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” -Emilie Saint-Genis

22. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” -Robert Bloch

23. “Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.” -Truman Capote

24. “The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses.” -David Storey

25. “Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.” -Ally Condie

26. “A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” -Donna Roberts

Funny friendship quote about memory failing.
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27. “Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” -G. Randolf

28. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” -Arnold Glasgow

29. “If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” -Matthew Gray Gubler

30. “True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” -Nicole Richie

31. “Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.” -Friedrich Nietzsche

32. “Friendship’s the wine of life: but friendship new… is neither strong nor pure.” -Edward Young

33. “Part of the journey in life is slipping and falling along the way; in these times true friends are the ones who pick you up and dust you off.” -Ken Poirot

34. “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” -A.A. Milne

35. “Every friendship goes through ups and downs. Dysfunctional patterns set in; external situations cause internal friction; you grow apart and then bounce back together.” -Mariella Frostrup

36. “Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” -Bruce Lee

37. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'” -Groucho Marx

Funny quote about a good friend in jail.
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38. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” -Robert Brault

39. “Friends make you smile – best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” -Terri Guillemets

40. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” -Elizabeth Taylor

41. “She’s one of my best friends. We call each other huevos (eggs). It was because when we were working together, we didn’t have children yet, so we used to sleep much more than now. So it was a way to call each other lazy.” – Penélope Cruz

42. “Friendship is one mind in two bodies.” -Mencius

43. “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” -Oprah Winfrey

44. “A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” -Doug Larson

45. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” -Cher

46. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” -Mark Twain

47. “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” -Euripides

48. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” -Sylvia Plath

49. “Friends are siblings God never gave us.” -Mencius

50. “True friends stab you in the front.” -Oscar Wilde

51. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” -Jim Hayes

52. “True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends.” -Frank Sonnenberg

53. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.” -Bernard Meltzer

54. “A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” -Frances Ward Weller

55. “A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often – just to save it from drying out completely.” -Pam Brown

56. “It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” -Gina Barreca

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