Friends enrich your life. They can support you in the good and bad times. Share funny friendship quotes with your besties to make everyone laugh.
Friends create some of the most meaningful relationships in life.
A good friend is honest, kind, and accepting. Mutual caring is another essential condition of friendship.
You create fun memories, have deep conversations, and go through life together.
Show your appreciation with humor. The following are funny friendship quotes to make your besties laugh.
Funny friendship quotes to make your friends laugh
1. “Friendship is being there when someone’s feeling low and not being afraid to kick them.” -Randy Milholland
2. “Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, “What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'” -C.S. Lewis
3. “There is nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate.” -Linda Grayson
4. “One good reason to only maintain a small circle of friends is that three out of four murders are committed by people who know the victim.” -George Carlin
5. “The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they’re OK, then it’s you.” -Rita Mae Brown
6. “It is one of the blessings of old friends that you can afford to be stupid with them.” -Ralph Waldo Emerson
7. “Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.” -Edwin Arlington Robinson
8. “Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.” -Samuel Butler
9. “Friendship is certainly the finest balm for the pangs of disappointed love.” -Jane Austen
10. “People come in and out of our lives, and the true test of friendship is whether you can pick back up right where you left off the last time you saw each other.” -Lisa See
11. “Let us be grateful to people who make us happy, they are the charming gardeners who make our souls blossom.” -Marcel Proust
12. “Friendship is a wildly underrated medication.” -Anna Deavere Smith
13. “I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar, but I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.” -Robert Brault
14. “It’s the friends you can call up at 4 a.m. that matter.” -Marlene Dietrich
15. “Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down.” -Oprah Winfrey
16. “My friends and I are crazy. That’s the only thing that keeps us sane.” -Matt Schucker
17. “A messy house is a must – it separates your true friends from other friends. Real friends are there to visit you not your house.” -Jennifer Wilson
18. “Tis the privilege of friendship to talk nonsense, and to have her nonsense respected.” -Charles Lamb
19. “You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he doesn’t feel you’ve done a permanent job.” -Laurence Peter
20. “A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you.” -Edward Hubbard
21. “True friends don’t judge each other, they judge other people together.” -Emilie Saint-Genis
22. “Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside.” -Robert Bloch
23. “Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can’t have too many friends because then you’re just not really friends.” -Truman Capote
24. “The essence of true friendship is to make allowance for another’s little lapses.” -David Storey
25. “Growing apart doesn’t change the fact that for a long time we grew side by side; our roots will always be tangled. I’m glad for that.” -Ally Condie
26. “A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.” -Donna Roberts
27. “Truly great friends are hard to find, difficult to leave, and impossible to forget.” -G. Randolf
28. “A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down.” -Arnold Glasgow
29. “If you are ever lucky enough to find a weirdo, never let them go.” -Matthew Gray Gubler
30. “True friends are like diamonds – bright, beautiful, valuable, and always in style.” -Nicole Richie
31. “Love is blind. Friendship closes its eyes.” -Friedrich Nietzsche
32. “Friendship’s the wine of life: but friendship new… is neither strong nor pure.” -Edward Young
33. “Part of the journey in life is slipping and falling along the way; in these times true friends are the ones who pick you up and dust you off.” -Ken Poirot
34. “‘Are we going to be friends forever?’ asked Piglet. ‘Even longer,’ Pooh answered.” -A.A. Milne
35. “Every friendship goes through ups and downs. Dysfunctional patterns set in; external situations cause internal friction; you grow apart and then bounce back together.” -Mariella Frostrup
36. “Love is like a friendship caught on fire. In the beginning a flame, very pretty, often hot and fierce, but still only light and flickering. As love grows older, our hearts mature and our love becomes as coals, deep-burning and unquenchable.” -Bruce Lee
37. “When you’re in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, ‘Damn, that was fun.'” -Groucho Marx
38. “Most of us don’t need a psychiatric therapist as much as a friend to be silly with.” -Robert Brault
39. “Friends make you smile – best friends make you giggle ’til you pee your pants.” -Terri Guillemets
40. “You find out who your real friends are when you’re involved in a scandal.” -Elizabeth Taylor
41. “She’s one of my best friends. We call each other huevos (eggs). It was because when we were working together, we didn’t have children yet, so we used to sleep much more than now. So it was a way to call each other lazy.” – Penélope Cruz
42. “Friendship is one mind in two bodies.” -Mencius
43. “If you can survive 11 days in cramped quarters with a friend and come out laughing, your friendship is the real deal.” -Oprah Winfrey
44. “A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!” -Doug Larson
45. “She’s my friend because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.” -Cher
46. “I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places.” -Mark Twain
47. “One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.” -Euripides
48. “There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.” -Sylvia Plath
49. “Friends are siblings God never gave us.” -Mencius
50. “True friends stab you in the front.” -Oscar Wilde
51. “A good friend will help you move. But a best friend will help you move a dead body.” -Jim Hayes
52. “True friends fiercely debate issues and still walk away as friends.” -Frank Sonnenberg
53. “A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows you are slightly cracked.” -Bernard Meltzer
54. “A friend can tell you things you don’t want to tell yourself.” -Frances Ward Weller
55. “A friendship can weather most things and thrive in thin soil; but it needs a little mulch of letters and phone calls and small, silly presents every so often – just to save it from drying out completely.” -Pam Brown
56. “It’s not that diamonds are a girl’s best friend, but it’s your best friends who are your diamonds.” -Gina Barreca
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