Rabbits are small mammals with long ears, short tails, and strong hind legs. Read the funniest rabbit jokes for a good laugh.
Rabbits are social mammals that love being around others. They’re known for their furry coats, long ears, and hopping skills.
There are many breeds, and you can keep some as pets.
The domesticated rabbit has origins in Europe, while others come from Africa. Now, you can find rabbits all over the world.
Whether seeing one outside or having one as a pet, laugh with the following rabbit jokes.
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The ultimate list of rabbit jokes
1. What do you say to a rabbit on its birthday?
Hoppy birthday!
2. How do you tell a rabbit to continue doing something?
Keep calm and carrot on.
3. What kind of math do rabbits do best?
Multiplication.
4. How do rabbits keep their fur looking good?
They use hare-spray.
5. Where do rabbits go after their wedding?
On their bunny-moon.
6. What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
7. Why was the rabbit upset?
It was having a bad hare day.
8. What’s a rabbit’s favorite dance style?
Hip-hop.
9. What does a rabbit say when it thinks it heard someone?
Any-bunny there?
10. Why didn’t the rabbit do a task?
It thought the task was bunny-th it.
11. Where do rabbits avoid shopping?
The flea market.
12. Why do bunnies love reading great stories?
They find them rabbit-ing.
13. What did the rabbit give its girlfriend to propose?
A 24 carrot ring.
14. Who’s a bunny’s favorite actor?
Rabbit Downey Jr.
15. What’s a rabbit’s job at a hotel?
The bellhop.
16. What’s a rabbit’s favorite playground game?
Hopscotch.
17. What do you call a group of rabbits hopping backward?
A receding hare-line.
18. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an insect?
Bugs Bunny.
19. What do you call wealthy rabbits?
Million-hares and billion-hares.
20. Which military branch do rabbits prefer?
The hare force.
21. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a Transformer?
Hop-timus Prime.
22. What do rabbits say when someone’s troubled?
Don’t worry, be hoppy.
23. How do rabbits travel?
By hare-plane.
24. What do rabbits say when they’re joking?
I’m kit-ding.
25. Why did the rabbit become a comedian?
It’s so bunny.
26. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
You don’t see rabbits wearing glasses.
27. How can you tell if a rabbit is getting old?
Look for gray hares.
28. What do you call a rabbit with a positive outlook?
Hop-timistic.
29. Why don’t rabbits get hot in the summer?
They have hare conditioning.
30. What’s a rabbit’s favorite form of exercise?
Hare-obics.
31. What do you call a rabbit raised indoors?
An ingrown hare.
32. What do rabbits say when getting to a meeting 5 minutes before it starts?
I’m rabbit early.
33. Who checks a rabbit’s eyes?
The hop-tometrist.
34. Which rabbit couple was famous for bank robberies during the Great Depression?
Bunny and Clyde.
35. What kind of movies do rabbits like to watch?
The ones with hoppy endings.
36. Where do rabbits learn to ski?
On a bunny hill.
37. What do you say about a rabbit that only stays for a short time?
Hare today, gone tomorrow.
38. Why are rabbits the best listeners?
They’re all ears.
39. What do you call a funny bunny?
Hare-larious.
40. Where do rabbits go that aren’t feeling well?
The hops-pital.
41. Where do rabbits go for a hair trim?
The hare salon.
42. What do rabbits like to eat for breakfast?
Eggs bunny-dict.
43. What do you call something good for rabbits?
Bunny-ficial.
44. How do rabbits encourage each other to save money?
A bunny saved is a bunny earned.
45. Why didn’t the rabbit eat the carrot?
No bunny knows.
46. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a bee?
A bunny-bee.
47. What do you call a list of tasks given by a rabbit’s partner?
A bunny do list.
48. What do you call a rabbit that’s afraid of vacuums?
A dust bunny.
49. How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
50. What do you call a rabbit who’s angry over getting burnt?
A hot cross bunny.
51. What’s the difference between a healthy rabbit and a clown rabbit?
One’s a fit bunny, and the other’s a bit funny.
52. What do you call a rabbit that does the same thing every day?
A creature of rabbit.
53. Where did the rabbit go on a first date?
The hop-era.
54. What do you call a picture of rabbits that messes with your eyes?
A hop-tical illusion.
55. What did the rabbit say after getting a job offer?
Thanks for the hop-portunity.
56. What do rabbits say as a cheer?
Hop hop hooray.
57. What do you call a clever rabbit?
A hare brain.
58. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a toad?
A bunny ribbit.
59. Why don’t rabbits use combs?
They prefer hare brushes.
60. Why did the rabbit get a new job?
For a better celery.
61. What do rabbits say before a meal?
62. How do rabbits start a story?
Once hop-on a time.
63. What happened after the rabbit married the rabbit of their dreams?
They lived hop-pily ever after.
64. What did the rabbit say to its lover on Valentine’s Day?
No bunny compares to you.
65. What did the rabbit say to its crush?
Hey, there, hop stuff.
66. What do you call the natural home of a bunny?
Its rabbit-at.
67. What do you call a rabbit with sniffles?
A runny bunny.
68. What did the rabbit say about its ex-partner?
They’re some-bunny I used to know.
69. Why did the two rabbits fall in love without having anything in common?
Hop-posites attract.
70. What do bunnies say when others are preparing gifts?
Rabbit up nicely.
71. What did the rabbit say about the horror movie?
It was hare-raising.
72. Why did the female rabbit get a job?
To make some doe.
73. How much does a male rabbit cost?
A buck.
74. What do you call a crying rabbit?
Hop-set.
75. What’s a rabbit’s favorite restaurant?
IHOP.
76. Why do rabbits enjoy candle-lit dinners?
It’s a romantic atmosp-hare.
77. What do you get when you cross a rabbit with shellfish?
A lop-ster.
78. What did rabbits wear to the pool?
Flip lops.
79. What do you call a brave rabbit?
A hare-o.
80. What does a rabbit say after hearing the same story again?
I’ve hare-d it before.
81. How do you stop a bunny from running away?
G-rabbit.
82. What do bunny thieves do to the others?
Rabbit.
83. Where can rabbits go?
Hare-ever they want.
84. What do rabbits say while giving something to someone?
Hare you go.
85. What causes rabbits to come back down after hopping?
G-rabbit-y.
86. What do you call an inspirational rabbit?
Hop-lifting.
87. Why did the rabbit lift weight?
To become a bunny-builder.
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