Beavers are large, semiaquatic rodents. They’re known for being adorable and building dams. Read beaver jokes for a laugh next time you see one.
Beavers are the largest rodent in North America and the second-largest globally.
They have stocky bodies, flat tails, and orange teeth that don’t stop growing.
Beavers can build dams, which can change ecosystems. They can also build homes with branches and mud and an underwater entrance.
Whether you see them in nature or the zoo, read the following beaver jokes for a laugh.
Hilarious beaver jokes
1. What did the beaver say after swimming into a wall?
Dam.
2. What does a beaver say to decline?
Gnaw.
3. Did you see the show about beavers?
It was the best dam show ever.
4. What do beavers say to their kits as a reminder to be cautious?
Beaver-y careful.
5. What did the beaver say to the tree?
It’s been nice gnawing you.
6. What does a French beaver say after its dam breaks?
Madame.
7. What’s a beaver’s favorite snack?
Woodchips.
8. Why did Santa give a beaver coal?
It was on the gnaw-ty list.
9. How do you sneak past a beaver?
Beaver-y quiet.
10. What did the beaver say after its dam caught on fire?
Hot dam.
11. Where do beavers keep their money?
In the riverbank.
12. Why are beavers so calm?
They go with the flow.
13. What did the beaver say after waking up before its alarm clock?
It’s too dam early.
14. What do beavers put on salads?
Branch dressing.
15. How do beavers get online?
They log in.
16. Why didn’t the beaver get offended by anything?
It doesn’t give a dam.
17. Why didn’t the young beaver know about old traditions?
It was beaver its time.
18. Where do beavers sleep?
On a riverbed.
19. Who’s a beaver’s favorite singer?
Justin Beaver.
20. Why did the beaver get in trouble?
Illegal streaming.
21. Why don’t you see beavers at sea?
They don’t have gnaw-tical experience.
22. Why didn’t the hipster beaver swim in the river?
It was too mainstream.
23. Why did the beaver go to Nevada?
To see Hoover Dam.
24. What’s a beaver’s favorite drink?
Wood-er.
25. What do you call a beaver that knows everything?
A gnaw-it-all.
26. Where do wealthy and famous beavers live?
Beaver-ly Hills.
27. What does a lazy beaver do?
Gnaw-thing.
28. How do beavers know where to go?
The use gnaw-vigation.
29. What happened to the beaver after spinning in circles?
It became gnaw-seous.
30. Why did the beaver stay home?
It was sick with a beaver.
31. Where can beavers build bouncy dams?
In spring water.
32. Did you hear about the beaver story?
It has a fairy-tail ending.
33. What do you get when you cross a bee with a beaver?
A bumble beaver.
34. What do adventurous beavers like to do?
Play ex-stream sports.
35. What does a beaver with a hard time hearing say?
Wood did you say?
36. What do you call a beaver in space?
An astro-gnaw-t.
37. How do you know how many miles a beaver has swam?
Check the o-dam-eter.
38. Who takes care of the kits while beavers go to work?
A gnaw-nny.
39. What did the surprised beaver say?
Well, I’ll be dam-ned.
40. What do you call two beavers getting married?
Tying the gnaw-t.
41. Why didn’t the beaver like the flavor of rotten wood?
It was gnaw-sty.
42. How did the beaver ask for a dance?
Wood you like to dance?
43. What’s a beaver’s favorite part of math?
Logarithms.
44. What did the beaver say after seeing a good-looking beaver?
Dam.
45. Why can you rely on beavers for coordinating things?
They’re good at lodge-istics.
46. What did the beaver say to the other that was crying?
What’s dam-atter?
47. What did the beaver yell to its kits?
Clean your dam room.
48. What does a beaver say when it agrees?
Dam right.
49. What did the beaver say before taking a short break?
It won’t beaver-y long.
50. How can you tell if a beaver understands?
It’ll gnaw-d.
51. What does a beaver say to increase the volume?
Turn it up a gnaw-tch.
52. What does a beaver say about a job that’s not challenging?
It’s too dam easy.
53. How many beavers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Gnaw-n.
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