35+ Funny Celery Puns to Celery-brate With Laughter

Celery is a nutritious vegetable. It adds flavor and crunch to meals. Whether growing or eating it, read funny celery puns for a good laugh.

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Celery is a staple in many gardens and grocery stores. It’s a versatile vegetable with healing effects.

You can eat celery raw or cooked, in smoothies, salads, stir-fries, and as a garnish.

It’s also about 95% water, making it hydrating and nutritious.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following celery puns.

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Hilarious celery puns

1. Let’s celery-brate.

2. I’m switching jobs for a celery increase.

3. You can’t rely on celery because they’re all stalk and no action.

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4. I wanted to buy celery, but the grocery store was out of stalk.

5. I got a wine celery-cently.

6. Happy anniver-celery.

7. It’s not neces-celery true.

8. Don’t celery yourself short.

9. I’m excited for stalk-o Tuesday.

10. Someone was following the celery, and it said, “Are you stalking me?”

11. The employee was upset after the company cut their celery.

12. I offered a lower price, but the celery-sisted.

13. They stalk-ed me out of it.

14. After the celery went to space, it became celery-stial.

15. The celery went viral and became a celery-brity.

16. There must be a celery-son.

17. A celery’s favorite part of a car is the ac-celery-tor.

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18. I’m visiting the chan-celery.

19. Celery farmers invest in the stalk market.

20. I want to sell Christmas decor. I think I’ll celery-th.

21. A stalk-pile of celery was being prepared.

22. I want to celery-tro toys.

23. They’re celery-d employees.

24. I’m counting celery-s.

25. It was a par-celery accurate statement.

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26. The company hired aux-celery staff.

27. Check the glos-celery for definitions.

28. It was the stalk of the town.

29. Let’s see how it stalks up.

30. Celery farmers are trying new stalk-tics.

31. We’re facing ob-stalk-les.

32. If you leave celery at the beach, it becomes shell-ery.

33. It’s on sale-ry.

34. It’s hard work, but the celery is nice.

35. I love roller coasters. They’re ex-celery-ting.

36. A muscular celery is cele-ripped.

37. They’re celery-silient.

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Featured image by David Em/Humor Living.