The 14 Most Hilarious Lettuce Pray Jokes

Lettuce is a vegetable that’s often grown for its leaves. It’s also an excellent word for humor. Read the funniest lettuce pray jokes.

Head of lettuce.
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Lettuce is an excellent vegetable for salads, sandwiches, and juices.

It’s a vegetable that dates back to colonial times in the United States. Today, California and Arizona produce over 95% of the lettuce in America.

Lettuce is also one of the best words for jokes and puns. Lettuce can refer to “let us.”

A popular way to use it is to say lettuce pray.

The following are the funniest lettuce pray jokes. They’ll have you rolling with laughter.

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The best lettuce pray jokes

1. What did the preacher say at the end of church?

Lettuce pray.

2. What do salads say in church?

Lettuce pray.

Bowl of salad.
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3. What did the chef say before adding lettuce to ramen?

Lettuce pray. Ramen.

4. How did the group pray for the lost lettuce?

It romaines to be seen. Lettuce pray.

5. What did the lettuce say before a long drive home?

It’s getting late, and we butterhead out. But first, lettuce pray.

Head of lettuce.
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6. What did the passengers on the Titanic say after seeing the iceberg?

Iceberg! Lettuce pray.

7. What did the farmers say to try and make looseleaf lettuce tighter?

Lettuce pray.

8. What did the rice and lettuce say after meeting each other at church?

Together, we will rice. Lettuce pray.

9. What did the lettuce in Rome say?

The romaine empire has fallen. Caesar is dead. Lettuce pray.

10. What did the witness say after a woman was hit by lettuce?

I don’t know if she’s religious, but lettuce pray.

Head of lettuce.
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11. Do you want to talk to Jesus?

Lettuce pray.

12. What did the priest say after finding a little gem?

Lettuce pray, and thank God for this little gem lettuce.

13. What did the church member say when the preacher kept going on about praying?

Oh for cress sake. Lettuce pray.

14. What did the family say before the Thanksgiving meal?

Lettuce pray and be grape-ful.

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