65+ Hilarious Dance Puns to Jazz Up Your Day

Dance is an excellent way to have fun, express yourself, and exercise. Whether you or someone you know does it, laugh with funny dance puns.

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Dance is an essential part of celebrations, rituals, and culture. It’s also an excellent way to exercise.

There are many dance types. The most popular ones include ballet, hip-hop, ballroom, and contemporary.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following dance puns. They’re also perfect for making dancers and dance parents laugh.

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The ultimate list of dance puns

1. Acci-dance happen.

2. I have two depen-dance.

3. Dance is how we do it.

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4. Let’s have a drink at the barre.

5. Without dance, what’s the pointe?

6. The funniest holiday for dancing is Inde-pun-dance Day.

7. A ghost’s favorite music genre for dancing is soul.

8. You must have confi-dance.

9. It was a coinci-dance.

10. They don’t have evi-dance.

11. They’re descen-dance of early settlers.

12. I barre-ly know them.

13. Cars love to brake dance.

14. The skeleton didn’t dance at the ball because it had nobody to dance with.

15. An astronaut’s favorite dance move is the moonwalk.

16. This is your dance-tiny.

17. South Koreans love Seoul music.

18. Bread loves doing a-bun-dance.

19. You can make a cow dance with the right moo-sic.

20. Dancing is good for your soul, but not your soles.

21. Give your heart a beat, and it’ll dance.

22. You can make a tissue dance by putting a boogie in it.

23. The best American city for dancing is San Fran-disco.

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24. Snowmen dance at the snow ball.

25. After summer, the only dance you can do is the tan-go.

26. A ballet dancer without shoes is pointless.

27. Entrepreneurs are excellent dancers because they know how to hustle.

28. Fortune tellers dance at the crystal ball.

29. A duck’s favorite dance is the quack-step.

30. An owl’s favorite dance is the hoo-la.

31. Spaghetti goes dancing at the meat ball.

32. A tortilla chip’s favorite dance is salsa.

33. Dancers never stay for long. They only swing by.

34. The dessert with the best dancing skills is merengue.

35. A dancing sheep is a baa-llerina.

36. The butterfly couldn’t attend the dance because it was a moth ball.

37. A car’s value decreases if it has many dance.

38. The dance that comes after dirty dancing is the Roomba.

39. Get back to twerk.

40. A dance that begins at 10 AM is an attendance.

41. A box’s favorite dance is the square dance.

42. I saw a cop pull over a U-Haul truck. They were trying to bust a move.

43. A tin opener’s favorite dance is the can-can.

44. Everyone loves dancing to a vegetable band because they play great beets.

45. Ballet dancers are easy to talk to because they always get to the pointe.

46. A pig’s favorite ballet is Swine Lake.

47. Jazz be yourself.

48. Soccer players dance at the soccer ball.

49. Dancing by a sink is tap dancing.

50. An aerospace engineer that dances is a Rockette scientist.

51. When the male dancer’s twins were born, he said, “I’m a pas de deux.”

52. After a long day of rehearsal, a dancer feels the agony of de-feet.

53. A fox’s favorite dance is the foxtrot.

54. Hens dance chick to chick.

55. The basketball player did a ballet-oop.

56. Farm animals dance in the barre-n.

57. A plumber’s favorite dance is clogging.

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58. How fast can disco?

59. They woke up krump-y.

60. Give me another dance.

61. It was an incredible dance-formation.

62. Afro-got to tell you something.

63. A dancer’s favorite fruit is a tango-rine.

64. You’re swing-redible.

65. An over-caffeinated insect does the jitterbug.

66. They’re trying to de-cypher it.

67. After dancing on my phone, it downloaded a tap.

68. An electrician’s favorite dance is the Electric Slide.

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