70+ Chicken Jokes That Are Clucking Hilarious

You can keep chickens as pets, for eggs, or have them for a meal. The classic animals are full of humor. Read funny chicken jokes for a laugh.

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Chickens are birds of more than 60 species. They’re the most common domestic animals in the world.

You can eat chicken for a meal or raise them as pets or for eggs.

They live together as a flock and love to move around and forage for food.

Whether eating or raising them, read the following chicken jokes for a good laugh.

Funny chicken jokes

1. What does a chicken say to show something to its friends?

Chick this out.

2. What did the chicken say when it caught another one staring at it?

Are you chicken me out?

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3. What do you call a funny chicken?

A comedi-hen.

4. Why do chicken coops have two doors?

If they had four, they’d be a chicken sedan.

5. What do you call a scary chicken?

A poultry-geist.

6. What wakes up chickens every morning?

An alarm cluck.

7. What does an evil hen lay?

Deviled eggs.

8. What do chickens eat for dessert?


9. Why did the farmer separate the chickens?

Fowl play.

10. What do chicken families do at the park?

They have a peck-nic.

11. Did you hear about the hen that could only lay eggs in the winter?

She was no spring chicken.

12. Where do chickens get information?

The hen-cyclopedia.

13. Why did the chick hide?

It was a little chicken.

14. Where do you get tough chickens?

They come from hard-boiled eggs.

15. What happens when chickens misbehave at school?

They get eggs-pelled.

16. What the did chicken study in college?


17. What do chickens call the end of the world?


18. Who’s a chicken’s favorite composer?

Johann Sebastian Bach, Bach, Bach.

19. What do chickens use to send mail?


20. How do chickens leave the coop?

Through the eggs-it.

21. What’s a hen’s favorite type of movie?

Chick flicks.

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22. Why did the chicken go to the seance?

To get to the other side.

23. What did Pokémon trainer Ash say when picks a chicken?

Peck-achu, I choose you.

24. Why are chickens good at playing the drums?

They have drumsticks.

25. What do you get when a mischievous hen lays an egg?

A practical yolker.

26. What do you call a group of chickens clucking together?

A hen-semble.

27. Why’s it easy for chicks to talk?

Talk is cheep.

28. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a cow?

Roost beef.

29. How do chickens dance?


30. What do you call a chicken that always wins games of chance?


31. What does a chicken need to run long distances?


32. Why do chickens drink coffee?

To get hen-ergy.

33. Why did the farmer cross the road?

To get the chickens back.

34. What do chickens call school tests?


35. What’s a chicken’s least favorite day?


36. Why don’t chickens like people?

They beat eggs.

37. When do chickens wake up?

At the cluck of dawn.

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38. What do chickens get for a job well done?

A pay-chick.

39. What do chickens grow on?

An eggplant.

40. What does a negative rooster say?


41. Why did the chicken try to escape?

It felt cooped up.

42. Why do some chickens get better treatment than others?

The pecking order.

43. What do you call a perfect chicken?


44. How do chickens see if a microphone is working?

Mic chick.

45. What do you call a bird that’s afraid to fly?


46. Why did the rooster go to KFC?

To see the chicken strip.

47. What do confused chickens lay?

Scrambled eggs.

48. What do chickens use to cover a sneeze?

A hen-dkerchief.

49. How long do chickens work?

Around the cluck.

50. What do chicken philosophers think about?

The meaning of eggs-istence.

51. Why did the chick cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

52. Why did the young rooster act like his dad?

Like feather, like son.

53. How do chickens bake?

From scratch.

54. Why couldn’t the hen find her eggs?

She mislaid them.

55. What does a chicken say to squeeze by?

Eggs-cuse me.

56. Who knows everything about chickens?

An eggs-pert.

57. How do you know if a chicken is married?

Look for a wing.

58. What do you call a smart chicken?


59. What do you call a chicken on a safari?

An eggs-plorer.

60. What do chickens say to give a polite apology?

I peck your pardon.

61. What does a chicken say if it doesn’t care?

I don’t give a cluck.

62. How do chickens stay fit?

They eggs-ercise.

63. What do you call updates made to a chicken coop?


64. What do you call a chicken that does things by herself?


65. What do chickens say on Halloween?

Chick or treat.

66. What do you call a chicken that’s particular about its food?

A peck-y eater.

67. How do you get chickens to do something?

Give them an hen-centive.

68. What do you call a chicken that’s popular on social media?

A hen-fluencer.

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69. What do chickens call a question that’s hard to answer?

A chick question.

70. What do you get when you cross a chicken with a mythical horse?


71. What do chickens do before a flight?

Chicken for the flight.

72. How do chickens greet each other?

With a hen-dshake.

73. What happened after the chicken put too much toilet paper in the toilet?

It got cluck-ed.

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