40+ Hilarious Sloth Jokes to Make You Laugh

Sloths are adorable and sluggish mammals. They’re one of the slowest animals on Earth. Read sloth jokes for a good laugh next time you see one.

Sloth hanging on a branch.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

Sloths are slow and adorable. They’re also the stars of many memes and funny videos.

There are two types of sloths, two-toed and three-toed. Within the types, there are six species.

Sloths live in Central and South America. They spend most of their lives hanging in trees.

Next time you see one, remember the following sloth jokes for a laugh.

Also, you can share them with others to spread joy.

Funny sloth jokes

1. What did the sloth say to its best friend?

I love hanging out with you.

2. What’s a sloth’s best advice for someone feeling too busy?

Don’t hurry, be happy.

3. What did the sloth say to its friend that’s going through a tough time?

Hang in there.

Sloth hanging from a branch.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

4. What did the sloth say to its significant other?

I love you slow much.

5. What do you call a sloth that studies the meaning of life?

A philo-sloth-er.

6. Why didn’t the sloth rush into a relationship?

It was taking it slow.

7. What did the sloth say to compliment the other?

You’re sloth-some.

8. What do sloths build in the winter?

Slow-men.

9. Where do sloths check if they lose something?

The sloth and found.

10. What do you call it when a sloth eats a clock?

Time-consuming.

11. Why did the sloth cross the road?

I’ll ask it when it gets there.

12. What do sloths read in the morning?

The snooze-paper.

13. How do sloths watch movies?

In slow motion.

Sloth hanging on a branch.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

14. Why didn’t the sloth get the joke?

It was too slow.

15. Why did the sloth lay in the snow?

It was making slow angels.

16. What did the sloths do at their wedding?

Slow dance.

17. What’s a sloth’s favorite year in school?

Sloth-more year.

18. What do you call an intelligent sloth?

Sloth-isticated.

19. What’s a sloth’s favorite kitchen appliance?

A slow cooker.

20. What do sloths eat in the summer?

Slow cones.

21. What kind of food do sloths avoid eating?

Fast food.

22. Why do sloths wear protective gear when boxing?

To sloth-en the blow.

23. What did the sloth create for a computer to do tasks slowly?

Sloth-ware.

Sloth sleeping.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

24. What do sloths say to express gratitude?

Thank you slow much.

25. What do sloths throw in the winter?

Slow balls.

26. What do sloths play at a casino?

The sloth machine.

27. What’s a sloth’s favorite band?

Slow Patrol.

28. What do sloths drink for energy?

Sloth-ee.

29. What did the sloth say while the others were choosing teams?

Pygmy.

30. Why didn’t the sloth do its tasks?

It fur-got.

31. What did the sloth say before the party?

Let’s get slothed.

32. What do sloths drink with their food?

Slow-da.

33. What’s a sloth’s favorite piece of furniture?

A sloth-a.

34. Why did the sloth go to court?

It had a sloth-suit.

35. What do you call a sloth that loves to make friends?

Slow-cial.

Sloth on a branch.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

36. What do you call it when a sloth falls asleep while telling you a story?

It left you hanging.

37. What do sloths do every New Year?

Set New Year’s re-slow-utions.

38. Where did the sloth move to pursue an acting career?

Sloth Angeles.

Sloth sitting.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

39. What did the sloth say after realizing something bad will happen?

Slow no.

40. What do you call an eccentric sloth?

Sloth the wall.

41. What did the sloth say after eating something that doesn’t taste good?

This is sloth-ful.

42. What do sloths do with raw cabbage?

They make cole-sloth.

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