You spend most of your days with coworkers. If they’re turning a year older, share funny birthday wishes for coworkers to make them laugh.
Quality relationships at work are essential because they enhance your performance and well-being.
Coworkers can be a joy to be around, but they can also be annoying.
You may know some for decades, while others you only see on the screen.
Whether it’s your coworker’s birthday or they have one coming up, send them something funny.
There’s nothing like a good laugh on their special day.
The following are funny birthday wishes for coworkers to give you ideas of what to say.
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Hilarious birthday wishes for coworkers
1. Happy birthday to a coworker that doesn’t annoy me.
2. Statistics show that those who have the most birthdays live the longest. Happy birthday!
3. Happy birthday! May all your wishes come true, except the illegal ones.
4. You make this place tolerable, and that’s not easy. Happy birthday!
5. Thank you for always standing in for me when I need to use the restroom. Happy birthday!
6. Happy birthday to the coworker with the world’s greatest coworker.
7. Happy birthday! You’re one day closer to retirement.
8. Happy birthday to the only coworker I want to hang out with outside of work.
9. Happy birthday, coworker. You’re the only reason I’m still at this job.
10. Happy birthday! Now, if you could get back to work, that’d be great.
11. Happy birthday! Please don’t get a new job.
12. I hope your day is as lit as your cake. Happy birthday!
13. We know you could spend your birthday with anyone. But, aren’t you lucky you get to spend it with us at the office?
14. Happy birthday to my paw-some coworker.
15. Happy birthday to the one coworker whose birthday I care about more than eating their birthday cake.
16. Happy birthday from your favorite coworkers.
17. You can choose your friends, but you’re stuck with coworkers. Happy birthday!
18. Happy birthday! I hope this card makes it to your desk.
19. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder.
20. Happy birthday! Don’t worry about getting older. You’re still going to do dumb things, only slower.
21. Happy birthday! I hope it’s sloth the charts.
22. Happy birthday! Feel free to leave work one minute early.
23. Happy birthday! Since you forgot my birthday present, I’m returning the favor.
24. Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. Happy birthday!
25. Happy birthday! May you have more work, maybe a promotion, and lots of money.
26. Happy birthday to my amazing coworker. I’m wishing you a fun night and big promotion next year.
27. Happy birthday! We still don’t know your age. Only you, God, and HR know your real age.
28. Happy birthday! Thanks for covering my shifts.
29. Happy birthday! Keep being llama-zing.
30. Happy birthday. I was promised I would receive a piece of cake.
31. Great news! You’re still alive. Happy birthday!
32. Happy birthday! Don’t grow up. It’s a trap.
33. Happy birthday! You’re not old. You’re aged to perfection.
34. Happy birthday! There’s no one I’d rather message throughout the day.
35. Happy birthday! Remember to smile awkwardly while the office sings you “Happy Birthday.”
36. Happy birthday! I’m sorry you don’t have the day off.
37. Happy birthday! But does it even count if you’re in the office?
38. Happy birthday! I’m giving you free coffee. I hope you like instant coffee because it’s in the break room.
39. Happy birthday! Don’t bother going the extra mile today. Our boss has the skills to bring you back.
40. Happy birthday! I hope you get a raise but not too much where you no longer share a cubicle with me.
41. Happy birthday! May you live to be old and toothless.
42. Happy birthday! Thanks for always eating lunch with me.
43. Happy birthday! Now we can keep hating the same coworker.
44. Happy birthday to the only coworker that doesn’t ask me stupid questions.
45. Happy birthday! Treat me! Whoops. I meant treat yourself.
46. Happy birthday! May you live to be so old that the very sight of you terrifies babies and ex-lovers.
47. Happy birthday! You’re the only thing I like at work other than the coffee.
48. Happy birthday! May we always have the same days off.
49. Happy birthday! Thanks for being my emotional support coworker.
50. Happy birthday! You’re welcome for always being there for you.
51. Happy birthday! Now brace yourself. Happy birthday memes are coming.
52. Happy birthday to my amazing, weird, and crazy coworker.
53. Happy birthday! Now, where’s the cake?
54. Happy birthday to the only coworker that doesn’t blame me for their mistakes.
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