80+ Hilarious Truck Puns to Haul Your Way to Laughter

Rev up your sense of humor with the funniest truck puns and jokes. Buckle up and hit the road with side-splitting wordplay for a truckload of laughs.

Side view of a classic pickup truck.
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Trucks offer power and versatility. They shine in outdoor adventures, heavy-duty tasks, and transporting sizable items.

The first truck dates back to 1886. Its inventor, Gottlieb Daimler, was co-founder of a predecessor of Mercedes-Benz. Today, there are many types of trucks, including tow, semi, pickup, and food trucks.

They’re also the source of hilarious wordplay. Buckle up for a journey through the highways full of laughter with the best truck puns and jokes.

Funny truck puns and one-liners

1. You’re trucking amazing.

2. I couldn’t figure out how to fasten my seatbelt in my new truck. Then, it clicked.

3. I arrived late but trucked out because tickets were still available.

4. My favorite actor is Chris Trucker.

5. I’m wearing a button-up, so I’ll truck in my shirt.

6. I’m moving to Truck-land, New Zealand, to become a trucker.

7. Life is wheely good when driving a truck.

8. We’re trying to gain truck-tion.

Lifted pickup truck.
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9. My favorite sport is truck and field.

10. You can’t teach an old dog new trucks.

11. I find you at-truck-tive.

12. The company has a con-truck-t with the government.

13. I didn’t enjoy pickup truck puns, but now I’m hauling for more.

14. I lost truck of time.

15. I was going to share a truck pun, but it’s only semi-funny.

16. What the truck?

17. I’m riding an Am-truck across the country.

18. A truck-tile person likes to touch others.

19. Despite dropping, everything’s in-truck-t.

20. My go-to shoes are Truck Taylors.

21. The ice cream truck broke down after driving on a rocky road.

22. I was wondering why the truck was getting bigger. Then, it hit me.

23. Life can be trucking hard.

24. The farmer bought a new truck-tor.

25. Sorry, I got side-trucked.

26. I’m taking my new truck to the race-truck.

27. There was an accident involving a cheese truck. De-brie was everywhere.

28. I’m taking my kids truck-or-treating.

29. My truck’s getting old. I think it’s time for it to retire.

30. The truck said to the load, “You weight a ton!”

31. The truck will never break up with the trailer. They’re too attached.

32. Never give des-truck-tive criticism.

33. I finally got a new truck. Haul-elujah!

Pickup truck.
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34. I’m vacationing in Truck-at├ín.

35. A truck’s favorite John Lennon song is Wheel, Wheel, Wheel.

36. I saw Adele in a truck. She said, “Haul-o from the other side.”

37. I got too excited about my new truck. It’s time to wheel it in.

38. Someone got too close to the front of my truck. I asked why they were all up in my grille.

39. Say no to trucks.

Trucker jokes

1. What do you call the person who directs trucks in a shipyard?

A semiconductor.

2. Why do truckers love their jobs?

It’s loads of fun.

3. Why don’t truckers like to work on Halloween?

They’re a-freight.

Semi truck.
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4. What do you call a group of truckers in a basement?

A whine cellar.

5. What do you tell a trucker before taking their picture?

Semi-le.

6. When do truck drivers get paid extra?

On haul-idays.

7. What did the trucker say after getting into a wreck?

It was an axle-dent.

8. What trucks do ghosts drive?

Frightliners.

9. What did the truck driver say after the weigh station closed?

No weigh.

Garbage truck jokes

1. What has four wheels and flies?

A garbage truck.

2. Did you see the movie about garbage trucks?

It’s trash.

3. What do garbage truck drivers do on the weekend?

Get trashed.

4. Why can’t you see past a dump truck?

It has a lot of junk in the trunk.

5. What’s a garbage truck’s favorite music genre?

Dump-step.

6. What do garbage trucks like to eat?

Junk food.

Garbage truck.
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7. What do you call an amazed garbage truck?

Dump-founded.

8. Where do truckers go on vacation?

Stock-haul-m, Sweden.

9. Why was the trucker screaming?

She couldn’t container excitement.

10. Why was the garbage truck sad?

It got dumped.

11. What do you call identical garbage trucks?

Dump-licates.

Food truck puns and jokes

1. Why did the police pull over the food truck?

It was a fast food truck.

2. What did Buddha say to the food truck?

Make me one with everything.

3. What happens when a food truck runs out of fuel?

It becomes a restaurant.

Food truck.
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4. How do you stop a food truck?

With a lunch brake.

5. What do you call a Chinese food truck in Central Park?

A Wok in the Park.

6. Why shouldn’t you eat from a German food truck?

It’s the wurst.

Moving truck puns and jokes

1. Why do people cry when finding relocators?

It’s a moving experience.

2. Why did the police pull over the U-Haul truck?

It was trying to bust a move.

3. What do you call a truck hauling cattle?

A moo-ving truck.

Tow truck puns and jokes

1. Why don’t tow trucks charge an arm and a leg?

They want your tow.

2. Did you hear about the illegally parked frog?

It got toad.

3. What kind of truck hauls deer that need help?

A doe truck.

4. Why do tow trucks love jokes?

They’re haul-arious.

Tow truck.
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5. Why did the tow truck drivers go to the wedding?

To get hitched.

6. What do five tow trucks make?

A foot truck.

7. How did the tow truck get 5-star reviews?

By doing a tow-riffic job.

8. What’s a tow truck driver’s favorite chip brand?

Dori-tows.

9. What did Buzz Lightyear say after becoming a tow truck driver?

Tow infinity and beyond.

10. Did you hear about the tow truck that got into an accident?

It was tow-taled.

11. What do young tow trucks look forward to every night?

S-tow-ry time.

12. What did the tow truck driver name their son?

Tow-ny.

13. What’s a tow truck’s favorite bean?

Pin-tow.

14. What kind of person is a successful tow truck driver?

Tow-gh.


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