55+ Funny Apple Jokes That’ll Apple-solutely Make You Laugh

Apples are delicious, refreshing, and nutritious fruits. There are many types. Read funny apple jokes for a laugh next time you have one.

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Apple pie, cider, pancakes, and coleslaw are several ways to use apples.

You can also eat them fresh as a snack or with peanut butter.

Apples are excellent fruits because they have many nutrients.

There are also various types, including Granny Smith, Cripps Pink, Gala, and Fuji.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following apple jokes. Then, tell them to others the next time you see or eat apples.

Hilarious apple jokes

1. Why did the apple dress up?

To go to the Gala.

2. Where do apples go on vacation?


3. What can a whole apple do that half of an apple can’t?

It can look round.

4. Where do apples go hiking?

The Apple-achian Mountains.

5. Who’s an apple’s favorite relative?

Granny Smith.

Granny Smith apple.
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6. How did the horrified apple feel?


7. What did the apple say to the pie?

You’re crusty.

8. How do you make an apple turnover?

Roll it down a hill.

9. How do you make a baby apple go to sleep?

You Rockit.

10. Why did the apple cry?

Its peelings were hurt.

11. What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half of a worm in your apple.

12. What happened to the apple couple after getting married?

They lived apple-y ever after.

13. What kind of workout do apples prefer?

Core workouts.

14. What do you get when you cross an apple with a tree?

A pineapple.

15. Why did the apple stop running?

It was out of juice.

16. What kind of dessert do castles serve?

Apple pie a la moat.

17. What do you get when you cross shellfish with apple trees?

Crab apples.

18. What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

Stop picking on me.

19. What do you call an apple with gas?

A tooty fruity.

20. What do you call an apple’s strong beliefs?

Core beliefs.

21. What does an apple do to admit wrongdoing?


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22. Why did the apple do something it didn’t want to do?

Pear pressure.

23. What’s a math teacher’s favorite dessert?

Apple pi.

24. What do apples do after hearing a speech?

Give a round of apple-ause.

25. Why did the apple turn red?

It saw the salad dressing.

26. What kind of apple did Roman emperor Augustus like to eat?

Empire apples.

27. How did the investor know that Apple’s stock was going to rise?

In-cider information.

28. What did the apple say to the cashew?

You’re nuts.

29. What kind of apple can you type on?


30. Where do apples go to watch musicals?

The Big Apple.

31. What lives in an apple and loves to read?

A bookworm.

32. What kind of apple helps dry eyes?


33. What’s an apple’s favorite kind of music?


34. What did the apple say to its partner after getting a tan?

You look Golden Delicious.

35. What did the apple say after overstretching a muscle?

Apple-d a muscle.

36. What did the apple peel say to the flesh?

I’ve got you covered.

37. What kind of apple makes only a brief appearance?

Cameo apples.

38. Why did the apple pie go to the dentist?

It needed a filling.

39. What do you call an apple that’s easy to trick?


Gala apple.
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40. Why did the apple have a false belief?

It was Granny’s myth.

41. Why do people eat frozen apples?

They’re hardcore.

42. Where do apples go mountain climbing?

Mount Fuji.

43. What do you call an apple that wastes time and money on useless things?

An apple fritter.

44. Why do people eat apples at banks?

To eat rich food.

45. What do you call a disrespectful apple?

A bad apple.

46. Who’s apple can’t you eat?

Adam’s apple.

47. What did the apple say after an emotional conversation?

I have all the peels.

48. What do you call someone who saw an Apple store robbery?

An iWitness.

49. Why shouldn’t you fart in an Apple store?

They don’t have Windows.

50. What do you tell someone afraid to plant apple trees?

Grow a pear.

51. What do you call the end of all apples?

The apple-calypse.

Four apples.
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52. What did the apple do before a job interview?

It filled out a job apple-ication.

53. What did the apple say to the celery?

Stop stalking me.

54. What did the apple say after teasing someone?

Apple-ing your leg.

55. Which apple is always responsible?


56. What do you call a long-lasting apple?


57. What’s an apple’s favorite state?


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