50+ Funny Pineapple Puns for a Tropical Laugh

The pineapple is a delicious and nutritious tropical fruit. Next time you eat or see one at the store, get a laugh with funny pineapple puns.

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The pineapple represents hospitality, tropical vacations, and health.

It has South American origins and was once a symbol of wealth, as it was exotic and expensive for Europeans.

Today, you can pick up pineapples from a local grocery store. It’s a versatile fruit you can grill, bake, roast, or eat raw.

If you’re ready for a good laugh, read the following pineapple puns.

Hilarious pineapple puns

1. The pineapple said to the other, “You’re looking pine.”

2. You’re a fine-apple.

3. You’re the pineapple of my eye.

4. On Valentine’s Day, the pineapple said to the other, “I pine for you.”

5. The best pineapple puns come from pun-apples.

6. I was pineap-alled at the sitaution.

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7. I went hiking on the pine-Appalachian Mountains.

8. I didn’t agree. So, I submitted a pineap-peal.

9. When a pineapple goes on vacation, its motto is tropic like it’s hot.

10. A pineapple a day keeps the doctor away.

11. When you see a royal pineapple, you say, “Your pine-ness.”

12. I’m visiting The Big Pineapple.

13. A pineapple never falls far from the tree.

14. A pineapple that complains is a whine-apple.

15. I pineappl-ied for a new job.

16. Let’s give them a round of pineappl-ause.

Pineapple rings.
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17. It pineappl-ies to everyone.

18. You’re comparing pineapples to oranges.

19. The pineapple couldn’t run any further because it ran out of juice.

20. Pineapple milk comes from pine-nipples.

21. A pineapple’s favorite destination is pine-Naples.

22. Flip a pineapple to turn the crown upside down.

23. I feel it in my core.

24. Where did you get that pineapple? I’m a-skin for a friend.

25. Flesh it down the toilet.

26. This is mine-apple.

27. It was hanging on a vine-apple.

28. The two pineapples are core-ting.

29. We’re installing new pineappl-iances.

30. The gemstone on the ring is pine-opal.

31. Let’s order a few pineapp-etizers.

32. The pineapple business headquarters is the core-porate office.

33. Every crown-ce of my being.

34. I crown-t pineapples for a living.

35. A fat pineapple is a pineapple chunk.

36. They lived pineapple-y ever after.

37. Fried pineapples are crown-chy.

38. They’re from crown under.

39. Let’s drink some wine-apple.

40. I’d like to pineap-ologize.

Pineapple chunks.
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41. Pine-Apollo 13 was the seventh crewed mission in the program.

42. The end of the world is the pineap-ocalypse.

43. An ATM’s favorite fruit is a PIN-apple.

44. A hurting fruit is a pain-apple.

45. I’ll pine out one way or another.

46. Pine-ders keepers.

47. Have a pine-tastic day.

48. After a polish, the fruit became a shine-apple.

49. When you cross a pig with a fruit, you get a swine-apple.

50. I cracked my spine-apple.

51. I’m running late for my pineapp-ointment.

52. I measure things by the pint-apple.

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