The pineapple is a delicious and nutritious tropical fruit. Next time you eat or see one at the store, get a laugh with funny pineapple puns.
The pineapple represents hospitality, tropical vacations, and health.
It has South American origins and was once a symbol of wealth, as it was exotic and expensive for Europeans.
Today, you can pick up pineapples from a local grocery store. It’s a versatile fruit you can grill, bake, roast, or eat raw.
If you’re ready for a good laugh, read the following pineapple puns.
Hilarious pineapple puns
1. The pineapple said to the other, “You’re looking pine.”
2. You’re a fine-apple.
3. You’re the pineapple of my eye.
4. On Valentine’s Day, the pineapple said to the other, “I pine for you.”
5. The best pineapple puns come from pun-apples.
6. I was pineap-alled at the sitaution.
7. I went hiking on the pine-Appalachian Mountains.
8. I didn’t agree. So, I submitted a pineap-peal.
9. When a pineapple goes on vacation, its motto is tropic like it’s hot.
10. A pineapple a day keeps the doctor away.
11. When you see a royal pineapple, you say, “Your pine-ness.”
12. I’m visiting The Big Pineapple.
13. A pineapple never falls far from the tree.
14. A pineapple that complains is a whine-apple.
15. I pineappl-ied for a new job.
16. Let’s give them a round of pineappl-ause.
17. It pineappl-ies to everyone.
18. You’re comparing pineapples to oranges.
19. The pineapple couldn’t run any further because it ran out of juice.
20. Pineapple milk comes from pine-nipples.
21. A pineapple’s favorite destination is pine-Naples.
22. Flip a pineapple to turn the crown upside down.
23. I feel it in my core.
24. Where did you get that pineapple? I’m a-skin for a friend.
25. Flesh it down the toilet.
26. This is mine-apple.
27. It was hanging on a vine-apple.
28. The two pineapples are core-ting.
29. We’re installing new pineappl-iances.
30. The gemstone on the ring is pine-opal.
31. Let’s order a few pineapp-etizers.
32. The pineapple business headquarters is the core-porate office.
33. Every crown-ce of my being.
34. I crown-t pineapples for a living.
35. A fat pineapple is a pineapple chunk.
36. They lived pineapple-y ever after.
37. Fried pineapples are crown-chy.
38. They’re from crown under.
39. Let’s drink some wine-apple.
40. I’d like to pineap-ologize.
41. Pine-Apollo 13 was the seventh crewed mission in the program.
42. The end of the world is the pineap-ocalypse.
43. An ATM’s favorite fruit is a PIN-apple.
44. A hurting fruit is a pain-apple.
45. I’ll pine out one way or another.
46. Pine-ders keepers.
47. Have a pine-tastic day.
48. After a polish, the fruit became a shine-apple.
49. When you cross a pig with a fruit, you get a swine-apple.
50. I cracked my spine-apple.
51. I’m running late for my pineapp-ointment.
52. I measure things by the pint-apple.
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