Bananas are nutritious fruits, and their yellow peel ignites happiness. Read the funniest banana jokes for a good laugh next time you have one.
Bananas are one of the most popular fruits.
You can remove the peel and eat them with your meal or as a snack.
Bananas are also excellent additions to smoothies and baked goods.
They originate from the islands of Southeast Asia. Today, people eat billions of bananas each year.
Aside from being nutritious and tasty, you may associate it with happiness and humor.
So, read the following banana jokes for a good laugh.
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Funny banana jokes
1. Why did the banana go to the doctor?
It wasn’t peeling well.
2. What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey.
3. How did the banana know something was going to happen?
It could peel it in its bones.
4. Why do bananas wear sunscreen?
Because they peel.
5. How many bananas are in a grocery store?
A bunch.
6. How do bananas walk downstairs without slipping?
They hold onto the banana-ister.
7. What does a banana drummer say before playing?
Banana one, banana two.
8. Why should you be nice to bananas?
You don’t want to hurt their peelings.
9. Why was the banana upset?
Someone mistook it for a plantain.
10. What do bananas say after answering the phone?
Yellow.
11. Why did the banana go to the hair salon?
It had split ends.
12. Why do bananas wake up quietly?
They don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
13. When should you peel a banana?
At the ripe time.
14. Which bunch of bananas play music?
The band-nana.
15. What’s a banana’s favorite day of the week?
Sundae.
16. What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?
A boo-nana.
17. What’s a sheep’s favorite fruit?
A baa-nana.
18. What do gymnasts and bananas have in common?
They both can do the splits.
19. Why can’t bananas yell with a high voice?
They can only yellow.
20. What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canni-banana-lism.
21. What do you call solid gold bananas?
A bunch of money.
22. How do bananas exercise?
They ride Peel-otons.
23. What do you say to bananas before leaving?
I’m going bananas.
24. Why don’t bananas get lonely?
They hang out in bunches.
25. Why do bananas listen to emotional music?
To get in their peels.
26. What do you call a banana that likes to dance?
A banana shake.
27. What do you call two banana peels?
A pair of slippers.
28. How do bananas pay for a meal?
They split it.
29. What did the bananas do when a monkey was chasing them?
Split.
30. Which unit of measurement for time do bananas use?
Banana-seconds.
31. What’s the chemical formula for a banana?
BaNa2
32. Did you hear about the banana couple?
They split.
33. What’s yellow and always points north?
A magnetic banana.
34. How does a banana convince people?
It gives a s-peel.
35. Why did the banana fail its driving test?
It kept peeling out.
36. What do bananas call their grandma?
Ba-nana.
37. How many bananas does it take to change a light bulb?
A bunch.
38. How do bananas find lost bananas?
They split up.
39. What happened after Anna was caught stealing fruits?
The grocery store had to ban Anna.
40. Why did the banana work out so hard?
To peel the burn.
41. What does a banana do if it doesn’t agree with a decision?
Ap-peel.
42. What do you call a charismatic banana?
A banana smoothie.
43. What do you call a group of silly bananas?
A bunch of fools.
44. What kind of jokes do bananas tell?
Side-splitting ones.
45. What’s a banana’s favorite pitch in baseball?
The splitter.
46. Why was the banana so sick?
It had yellow fever.
47. What do bananas use for cooking?
A pan-ana.
48. What do you call a banana’s significant other?
A beau-nana.
49. Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.
50. What’s a banana’s favorite dance?
The ba-nae-nae.
51. What do you call a banana from India?
A ba-naan-a.
52. What do you call a Catholic banana?
A ba-nun-a.
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53. What do you get when you cross a fruit with bread?
A bun-ana.
54. Why do bananas pay attention in class?
They find the topic com-peel-ing.
55. What does an inspirational banana say?
I peel-ieve in you.
56. What do bananas say as a comeback?
Ripe back at you.
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