50+ Funny Peach Puns That Everyone Will Ap-peach-iate

Peaches are delicious, juicy, and nutritious fruits. There are many ways to enjoy and laugh at them. Read the funniest peach puns ever told.

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Peaches are an excellent warm-weather fruit.

The fuzzy fruit originates from China, but you can grow them in your backyard.

It’s best to plant a peach tree in late winter or early spring. Then, you can use peaches all summer long.

You can make cobblers, crisps, salads, and drinks with them.

While eating or seeing them, read the following peach puns for a laugh.

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Hilarious peach puns

1. To peach their own.

2. You peach me to it.

3. Don’t make me peach you it.

4. I need a day at the peach.

5. I ap-peach-iate you.

6. I couldn’t grab it because it was out of peach.

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7. Son of a peach.

8. Do you want a peach of me?

9. Peach, please.

10. That’s a beautiful peach of art.

11. You left me s-peach-less.

12. Peach for the stars.

13. You’ll always have a peach of my heart.

14. Practice what you peach.

15. It’s time for me to give a s-peach.

16. You have resting peach face.

17. It was a figure of s-peach.

18. I’m playing peach volleyball this weekend.

19. It’s a peach of cake.

20. Rest in peach.

21. Just off the peach-en path.

22. I would never peach-ray you.

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23. Scientists use peach-ri dishes.

24. Keep this peach-tween us.

25. It’s all in one peach.

26. It’s peach-ure perfect.

27. We are made for peach other.

28. The peach pulled over for a pit stop.

29. Peach out.

30. I’ll prepare a peach-er of tea.

31. Peach puns are pit-iful.

32. I’m peachy keen.

33. A peach’s memory is fuzzy.

34. Peaches are mean. The have hearts of stone.

35. The president was im-peach-ed.

36. We’re having a com-peach-tition.

37. Peaches fill their cars with peach-roleum.

38. I signed a peach-tition.

39. There was a peach-ful protest.

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40. Cars are de-peach-iating assets.

41. We have peach-cautions in place.

42. We’re renting a peach-front property.

43. We’re having a peach-ama party.

44. I’m throwing the first peach at a baseball game.

45. My zodiac sign is Peach-ces.

46. I’m visiting the Leaning Tower of Peach-a.

47. It was broken to peaches.

48. I like to peach-box in my free time.

49. Peach a Boo.

50. The farmer grabbed a peach-fork.

51. You’re so am-peach-ous.

52. It was an ar-peach-rary number.

53. For peach sake.

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