50+ Hilarious Banana Puns to Make You Laugh Ripe Now

Bananas are healthy and convenient fruits. Also, you can add them to many dishes. Whether eating or seeing them, read funny banana puns.

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Bananas are one of the most versatile fruits. You can take them anywhere and peel them when ready for a snack.

You can also use them in pancakes, smoothies, or desserts.

Bananas date back thousands of years to Southeast Asia. Now, they grow around the globe in warm climates.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following banana puns. Then, tell them when eating, seeing, or learning about them.

Funny banana puns

1. The banana went to the doctor because it wasn’t peeling well.

2. One type of key opens a banana, a monkey.

3. Bananas are never lonely because they come in bunches.

Banana bunch.
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4. The best time to read banana puns is ripe now.

5. The banana failed its driver’s test because it kept peeling out.

6. The opposite of a banana is a ban-yaya.

7. Bananas answer the phone by saying, “Yellow.”

8. A ghost’s favorite fruit is a boo-nana.

9. Bananas don’t snore because they don’t want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

10. The whipped cream couldn’t find the banana because it split.

11. I always wear a banana-dana on my head.

12. A sheep’s favorite fruit is a baa-nana.

13. There’s a banana nearby. I can peel it in my bones.

14. Banana-na-na-na-na-na-na… Batman!

15. Bananas exercise to peel the burn.

16. Several bananas started a music group called The Band-nanas.

17. An unripe banana saw a ripe one and was green with envy.

18. Bananas love telling side-splitting jokes.

19. Bananas learn how to become dessert at sundae school.

20. The banana was sick with yellow fever.

21. Banana. What’s my name?

22. My boss accused me of acting like a monkey. I almost choked on my banana.

23. My friend said he saw yellow cucumbers. I said, “That’s bananas.”

24. They’re a bunch of fools.

25. The court allowed one ap-peel.

26. It was a bunch in the gut.

27. Hold onto the banana-ster when you go down the stairs.

28. Bananas can’t yell high because they can only yellow.

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29. Two banana peels are a pair of slippers.

30. The best way to make a banana split is to cut it in half.

31. I didn’t mean to hurt your peelings.

32. I find you ap-peel-ing.

33. We’re celebrating our banana-versary.

34. The banana went to the salon because it had split ends.

35. That was a great banana-logy.

36. Bananas measure time in banana-seconds.

37. The banana took a step in the ripe direction.

38. After stealing so many bananas, the grocery store had to ban Anna.

39. A baker’s favorite fruit is the bun-ana.

40. Bananas wear sunscreen to prevent peeling.

41. A flexible banana is a bend-nana.

42. The banana’s hobby is banana-log photography.

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43. We’re going to banana-lyze the situation.

44. I’m studying banana-tomy.

45. When you cross a banana with a snake, you get a banana-conda.

46. My doctor recommended banana-robic exercise.

47. Bananas get banana-sthesia before surgery.

48. Bananas sleep on peel-lows.

49. A banana’s favorite Christmas song is Peel-iz Navidad.

50. Bananas stay fit by doing peel-ates.

51. I sat down on a bunch.

52. I got a new Peel-oton bike.

53. Let’s go bunch-ee jumping.

54. That banana packs a good bunch.

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