45+ Funny Tomato Puns Too Juicy to Skip

The tomato is a plant with a sweet and tart taste. There are many ways to eat and use it. Next time you do, remember funny tomato puns for a laugh.

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Tomatoes are versatile and delicious. You can use them in salads, sandwiches, sauces, and condiments.

They originate from South America, and sunlight helps bring out their best flavors.

Today, there are more than 10,000 varieties.

Next time you eat or see one, get a laugh with the following tomato puns.

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Hilarious tomato puns

1. I love you from my head tomatoes.

2. Stay away from Tom. I heard tomatoes.

3. Here today, gone tomato.

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4. What’s tomato with you?

5. The tomato said to the other, “Sorry, but you’re not my ripe.”

6. It was an au-tomato-d response.

7. When a tomato goes on vacation, it likes to Roma-round.

8. This tomato has a pleasant a-Roma.

9. It’s the ul-tomato challenge.

10. The chef was given an ul-tomato-m.

11. There’s a tomato in my garden

12. There’s a slow-growing tomato in my garden. I think it’ll ketchup to the others.

13. It’s cus-tomato-able.

14. I’ll get to the bo-tomato of this.

15. The smallest tomato is a tomato-m.

16. Tomatoes love to salsa dance.

17. Tomatoes and potatoes have one thing in common, toes.

18. The tomato blew up. It was a tomato-mic bomb.

19. I work in the au-tomato-ive industry.

Tomato slices.
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20. The only way to fix a broken tomato is with tomato paste.

21. They’re symp-tomato-c.

22. I heard a Roma-r about a new tomato.

23. I saw the musical, Phan-tomato of the Opera.

24. I’m ripe there with you.

25. I Roma-mber you.

26. It’s a grape day to be a tomato.

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27. I hope this tomato with cherry you up.

28. I can’t have tomatoes plum-til next month.

29. The farmers requested heirloom-p-sum of money.

30. A tomato in the sky is an air-loom.

31. A barber’s favorite tomato is a hair-loom.

32. A tomato’s favorite play is Roma-o and Juliet.

33. The store is having a p-Roma-tion for tomatoes.

34. All you do is vine.

35. I’m vine with that.

36. Tomato or not tomato.

37. A tomato that makes mistakes is an err-loom.

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38. You’re so Roma-ntic.

39. It’s reaching tomato-lerance.

40. I put the toothbrush tomato-oth.

41. I’m running late tomato-ur.

42. I want to bring you tomato-wn.

43. We’re meant tomato-gether.

44. In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea.

45. I’m a fan of vine art.

46. You’re Roma-rkable.

47. I’ll be here for the Roma-inder of the year.

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