70+ Hilarious Frog Jokes to Make You Hop With Laughter

Frogs are the largest group of amphibians. They vary in size, color, and jumping skills. If you’re ready to laugh, read funny frog jokes.

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Protruding eyes, no tail, and an unbelievable jump are unique aspects of frogs.

They’re among the largest and most diverse groups of animals.

The sizes range from half an inch to 15 inches long. Many can also leap more than 20 times their body length.

The vast number of species also comes with many opportunities to laugh. The following are the best frog jokes.

Funny frog jokes

1. Why couldn’t the frog see?

It was too froggy outside.

2. What kind of shoes do frogs wear?

Open-toad shoes.

3. What do you call a frog that’s feeling down?

Un-hop-py.

4. Why didn’t the frog show up to the party?

It frog-ot.

5. What happened to the frog’s car?

It got toad.

6. What’s a frog’s favorite restaurant?

iHop.

7. What do you call a frog that lies?

An am-fib-ian.

8. Why are frogs so happy?

They eat whatever bugs them.

Frog with its tongue out.
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9. What does a frog do with paper?

Rip it.

10. What’s a frog’s favorite sport?

Croak-et.

11. What did the bus driver say to the frog at the bus stop?

Hop on.

12. What do you call a frog hanging over your head on Christmas?

Mistle-toad.

13. What’s a frog’s favorite year?

A leap year.

14. What do you get when you cross a dog with a frog?

A Croak-er Spaniel.

15. What’s a frog’s favorite soft drink?

Croak-a-Cola.

16. Where did the frog take his girlfriend on a date?

The hop-era.

17. What do stylish frogs wear?

Jumpsuits.

18. What do you call a girl with a frog on her head?

Lily.

19. Why did the frog go to the hospital?

It needed an hop-eration.

20. What did the inspirational frog say?

Live for toad-ay.

21. How do frogs communicate in secret?

Morse toad.

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22. Where does a witch’s frog sit?

On a toadstool.

23. What does a frog say when it agrees?

Toad-ally.

24. Why did the frog make so many mistakes?

It kept jumping to the wrong conclusions.

25. What kind of frog has horns?

A bull frog.

26. What do frogs drink on a cold day?

Hot croak-olate.

27. What’s a frog’s favorite candy?

A lolli-hop.

28. What does a frog say after getting a job?

Thanks for the hop-portunity.

29. What do you get when you cross a monster with a toad?

Frog-enstein.

30. What do you call it when two frogs are talking?

A ribbit-ing conversation.

31. What do frogs eat in the summer?

Hop-sicles.

32. What’s a frog’s favorite music genre?

Hip-hop.

33. What do you call a frog’s mother’s sister?

Aunt Phibian.

34. What do frogs eat with burgers?

French flies.

35. Why did the frog go to college?

To become an hop-tometrist.

36. What do Scottish frogs play?

Hopscotch.

37. Why are frogs good at basketball?

They always make jump shots.

38. What’s green and loud?

A frog-horn.

39. Why did the frog go to the bank with a gun?

It wanted to rob-bit.

40. What do you get when you cross a reptile with a frog?

A croak-odile.

41. What do you call a talking frog?

A quantum leap.

42. What did the upset frog say?

Leap me alone.

43. What do you get when you cross a frog with a neurologist?

Sigmund Frog.

44. What do frogs use to smell good?

A frog-rance.

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45. What’s another word for a frog’s last name?

A Surinam.

46. Why did the frog go to jail?

It committed frog.

47. What do frogs do with potatoes?

They make tater toads.

48. What does a frog from New York say?

Frog-eddaboudit.

49. What kind of pole is short and floppy?

A tadpole.

50. What happens when two frogs collide?

They get tongue-tied.

51. What do you call a frog that kicks off a concert?

The hop-ener.

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52. What kind of bag do frogs like?

Toads.

53. Why did the frog’s car get towed?

It was toad-alled.

54. What kind of bread do Italian frogs make?

Frog-accia.

55. Where do frogs get advice?

Reddit. Reddit.

56. What do you call a well-liked frog?

Hop-ular.

57. What did the frog say after reading a Shakespeare play?

Toad be or not toad be.

Frog on a water lily.
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58. What do you call a young frog?

A toad-ler.

59. What do you call a group against frogs?

The hop-position.

60. What do frogs learn in school?

The frog-cabulary.

61. What did the frog say to his girlfriend?

You’re un-frog-ettable.

62. What did the frog climb?

A toad-em pole.

63. What’s a frog’s favorite slow cooker brand?

A Croak-pot.

64. What does a motivational frog say?

Focus on frog-ress, not perfection.

65. What does a frog that’s good with computers do?

Frog-ram.

66. Where did the toad go on vacation?

Frog, Czech Republic.

67. Why do frogs jump before eating?

To work up a hop-petite.

68. What do you call a building that houses frogs?

A hop-artment.

69. What should you name a frog?

I don’t know. It’s hop to you.

70. What do you call a positive frog?

Hop-timistic.

Frog with one arm up.
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71. How do frogs save money?

By being frog-al.

72. What did the frog learn in martial arts?

The croak-hold.

73. Which watch brand is a frog’s favorite?

Toad-or.

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