Most of Earth’s surface is water. More than half of your body is water. Next time you drink or see it, remember water puns for a laugh.
Water is essential, and it makes life more fun. About 71% of Earth’s surface is water, with around 96.5% being salt water.
Oceans and lakes offer many fun activities, such as boating, swimming, and parasailing.
Aside from having fun, water maintains your body’s temperature and health.
If you’re ready to laugh, read the following water puns. They’ll also make you laugh the next time you drink or see it.
Hilarious water puns
1. Water never laughs at jokes because it doesn’t like dry humor.
2. The ocean broke up with the pond because it was too shallow.
3. RIP boiled water. It’ll be mist.
4. Water you up to?
5. Water you doing?
6. Here’s a water cash.
7. I can do water-ver I want.
8. The ocean is always on time because it likes to stay current.
9. The dock stays above water due to pier pressure.
10. Dry river beds love ex-stream sports.
11. Check the water forecast.
12. We can water the storm together.
13. The chemical formula for ice is H2O cubed.
14. You can make holy water by boiling the hell out of it.
15. Two raindrops said to the third, “Two’s company, but three’s a cloud.”
16. Clouds invest in liquid assets.
17. I went to the river to watch a livestream.
18. My new electric fly s-water works very well.
19. You can make water beds bouncier with spring water.
20. The ocean was very s-Pacific with its request.
21. A water bottle’s favorite game is follow the litre.
22. I didn’t think water could freeze, but now icy.
23. The local lake seems watered down lately.
24. Pirates are always happy because they seas the day.
25. I gave a sailor money to help tide him over.
26. Male dogs float in water because they’re good buoys.
27. Well water is good for you.
28. When water trips, it’s a waterfall.
29. It was a fanta-sea.
30. The sink said to the faucet, “Let’s take a drip.”
31. The ocean went to bed early because it was tide.
32. Water you looking at?
33. If you have a water addiction, you’re an aqua-holic.
34. I can’t wait to sea you again.
35. Water-ever floats your boat.
36. I lake you a lot.
37. Don’t get tide down.
38. Water you docking about?
39. I had a water-ful day at the beach.
40. A drop of water causes a ripple effect.
41. When oceans see each other, they wave.
42. Long tide, no sea.
43. Fish live in saltwater because pepper makes them sneeze.
44. A sturgeon operates on patients underwater.
45. Just go with the float.
46. Water you waiting for?
47. The teacher gave the underwater class grades below C level.
48. If water had hair, it’d be wavy.
49. There was a change in the weather. It started raining coins.
50. Sorry, I didn’t sea you there.
51. The ocean never leaks because it has seals.
52. Water surprise.
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