40+ Funny Bed Puns That Won’t Make You Fall Asleep

You’ll spend about a third of your life in bed. Sleep is essential and affects your mood. Laughter is also beneficial. Read funny bed puns for a laugh.

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There’s nothing like waking up after a good night’s sleep.

One of the best ways to ensure it is to make your bedroom dark, quiet, relaxing, and comfortable.

A significant aspect of your bedroom is your bed. It’ll make or break how restful you feel in the morning.

Beds come in many sizes and designs. Futons, water beds, and canopy beds are several examples.

Next time you get in or see one, remember the following bed puns for a laugh.

Hilarious bed puns

1. It’s not a bed idea.

2. You look bed-ter than ever.

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3. Kids learn the alpha-bed in school.

4. Bed-ween a rock and a hard place.

5. I have a pet bed-a fish.

6. I’ll never bed-ray you.

7. I was going to buy a new bed. But I decided to sleep on it.

8. I’m not going to lie, my bed is broken.

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9. Pass the bed-on.

10. I love playing bed-minton.

11. The lawyer went to bed with a suitcase to rest their case.

12. A bed that gets passed down through generations is an heir mattress.

13. If you eat a sandwich in bed, you’ll get bed-crumbs.

14. Roses sleep in a flowerbed.

15. Let’s make a bed.

16. My favorite TV show is The Walking Bed.

17. I wrote an amazing story about my bed. I made it myself.

18. Tall people sleep longer in bed.

19. It’s a bed-ge of honor.

20. Before an artist goes to bed, they draw curtains.

21. It takes time to create new ha-beds.

22. Earth is in or-bed around the sun.

23. I bed off a piece.

24. It’s my favorite exhi-bed at the museum.

25. After falling off the bed, the blanket said, “Oh, sheet.”

26. The cheese was grate in bed.

27. I bed off more than I could chew.

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28. The bed company began accepting Bed-coin as a form of payment.

29. The software is in bed-a mode.

30. We had to bed farewell.

31. It’s not a com-bed-ition.

32. Bed-al to the metal.

33. I signed a bed-ition.

34. We’re going on an ex-bed-ition.

35. I went to the spa to get a bed-icure.

36. I didn’t bed an eye.

Puns based on types of beds

1. This is daybed-room.

2. I put my futon the gas.

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3. You can make a waterbed bouncier with spring water.

4. Meet my bunk-le.

5. The bed wrongly went to jail. It was framed.

6. You’re simply divan.

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