The humps, lips, and teeth of a camel stand out anywhere. Aside from being strong, they’re hilarious animals. Read the funniest camel jokes.
Camels are unique mammals. Throughout history, camels have been essential in moving people and goods.
They can carry 200 pounds while walking 20 miles in the desert.
You can differentiate camels by the number of humps. A dromedary or Arabian camel has one hump, while Bactrians have two.
It’s hard to look at a camel without getting a smile on your face. So, turn it into laughter by reading the following camel jokes.
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The best camel jokes
1. What do you call a camel without humps?
Humphrey.
2. What’s a camel’s favorite Christmas song?
O Camel Ye Faithful.
3. Why’s it hard to find a camel?
They’re in camel-flage.
4. How did one camel hit on the other?
Baby got back!
5. What do camels add to smoothies?
Hump seeds.
6. How do camels relax before going to sleep?
They drink camel-mile tea.
7. What’s a camel’s favorite day of the week?
Hump day!
8. How do camels greet each other?
How are you dune?
9. What do you call a camel that eats other camels?
A camel-bal.
10. Where do camels go on vacation?
Camel-bodia.
11. What does a camel say to express their commitment?
I’ll never desert you.
12. What do you call a sweet and sticky camel?
Caramel.
13. What does a camel eat while traveling through the desert?
14. How do camels take pictures?
They use a camel-ra.
15. What do you call a thirsty camel?
A dry hump.
16. What’s a camel’s favorite nursery rhyme?
Hump-ty Dumpty.
17. How do camels record videos?
They use a camel-corder.
18. What’s the best way to describe riding a camel?
It has its ups and downs.
19. Why isn’t it hard to get on an Arabian camel?
Once you get over the first hump, the rest is easy.
20. What do you call a humpless camel wrapped in plastic?
Llama-nated.
21. What do you call a camel that changes colors with its environment?
A camel-eon.
22. How do you ask a camel if they want tea?
One hump or two?
23. Where does a camel go after dinner?
They go to the desert trolley.
24. What kind of camel throws a fit when you milk it?
A drama-dairy.
25. What kind of camel rips people off?
A s-camel.
26. What kind of place has all types of camels?
A camel-ting pot.
27. What do camels eat with chips?
Gua-camel-e.
28. What do you call a group of camels that get along?
Camel-raderie.
29. What’s a camel’s favorite flower?
A camel-lia.
30. What do you call a calm camel?
Camel-low.
31. What do you get when you cross a camel with a fruit?
A camel-on.
32. What do you call a rich camel?
A camel-lionaire.
33. How does a camel sound when it sings?
Camel-odious.
34. In which galaxy do camels live?
Camel-ky Way.
35. Who protects camels?
The camel-itary.
36. What do you track when riding a camel?
The camel-eage.
37. What happens when you’re carrying milk on a running camel?
You get a camel-kshake.
38. What do you call a camel that won’t get up?
A camel-function.
39. What do you call a camel that doesn’t get enough food?
Camel-nourished.
40. What do you call the group of atoms that create a camel?
Camel-ecules.
41. How many camels does it take to move a family?
Camel-tiple.
42. How did the camel feel after getting an award?
Hump-led.
43. What do camels do with thermometers?
They check the t-hump-erature.
44. What do you call a Gen Y camel?
A camel-lenial.
45. What do you call a camel that’s sad for no reason?
Camel-ancholy.
46. Where are camels born?
Camel-bourne, Australia.
47. What kind of car does a camel drive?
A Chevrolet Camel-ro.
48. What’s a camel’s favorite hairstyle?
A camel-let.
49. What’s a camel’s favorite alcoholic drink?
Camel-led wine.
50. Where do camels shop?
At the ca-mall.
51. What do camels use instead of sugar?
Camel-asses.
52. What did the camel study in college?
Camel-ecular biology.
53. What do you get when you cross a camel with a rodent?
A camel-rat.
54. What happens when a camel cracks its tooth?
It gets a root camel.
55. What’s a camel’s favorite Italian dish?
Camel-loni.
56. What kind of oil do camels use?
Camel-a oil.
57. How do camels say goodbye?
Hump-til next time.
58. How did the camel become rich?
It won the camel-ottery.
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