Dinosaurs roamed Earth more than 200 million years ago. Now, there are plenty of jokes to make. Read funny dinosaur jokes for a laugh.
While dinosaurs are extinct, the reptile species left a significant legacy.
There were about 700 species of dinosaurs on Earth over 200 million years ago.
The famous ones include Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stegosaurus, and Triceratops.
Whether a fan or learning about them, laugh with the following dinosaur jokes.
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Funny dinosaur jokes
1. Who do dinosaurs call when witnessing a crime?
2. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
3. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
There weren’t any roads back then.
4. What kind of dinosaur knows a lot of words?
5. What does a dinosaur say when it doesn’t know the answer to a question?
6. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
A Tyrannosaurus Ex.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps loudly?
8. What do dinosaurs tell each other as compliments?
9. What kind of dinosaur provides oxygen?
A Tree Rex.
10. What do you call it when dinosaurs get into car accidents?
11. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
12. What kind of dinosaur loves Halloween?
13. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl using the restroom?
The P is silent.
14. What do you call a dinosaur that blames others for its losses?
A saur loser.
15. What do dinosaurs use to cut wood?
16. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch a worm?
It was an early bird.
17. What do you call a dinosaur that sings?
18. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
They don’t know how to cook.
19. How do you invite a dinosaur over for tea?
20. What do you call a dinosaur that kicks a goal in soccer?
21. What do you call a good-looking dinosaur?
22. What do dinosaurs say to apologize?
23. What do you call a fast dinosaur?
24. Where do female dinosaurs stay in college?
25. Which dinosaur wraps gifts the fastest?
26. What do you call a dinosaur that loves gossip?
27. What kind of dinosaurs like to dig holes?
28. What do you call an urban dinosaur?
29. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a philosopher?
30. What do you call a dinosaur that plays a string instrument?
31. Which dinosaur cries the most?
32. Which dinosaur loves the early morning?
33. What do you call a dinosaur that makes everyone laugh?
34. Which dinosaur has brown toes?
35. What do you call a dinosaur that always tells the truth?
36. What do you call a dinosaur cleaning its home?
37. How do dinosaurs wish each other a happy birthday?
I hope you have a rawr-some birthday.
38. What do you call a dinosaur that stops changing?
39. Which dinosaur always greets others?
40. Which dinosaur always looks unhappy?
41. What do dinosaurs eat for dessert?
42. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a vampire?
43. What do you call a shiny dinosaur?
44. What do you call a trendy dinosaur?
45. What do you call a mad dinosaur?
46. What do you call a dinosaur the creates algorithms?
47. Why did the dinosaur do sit-ups?
To work on its dino-core.
48. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor in the rain?
49. What do you call a dinosaur that has an allergic reaction?
50. Why did the pterodactyl fail the spelling test?
It put a P before every T.
51. What did dinosaurs use to drive cars?
52. Which dinosaur takes the best care of its teeth?
53. Can you do it?
You bet Jurassic-an.
54. What do dinosaurs tell their kids at night?
55. How did the dinosaur feel when it was sick?
56. How do dinosaurs hit a baseball?
57. What do you call a dinosaur that lives along the edge of a body of water?
58. Which dinosaur is made of metal?
59. Which dinosaur loves to show off its muscles?
A Tyrannosaurus Flex.
60. Which dinosaur is also the head of a university?
61. Which dinosaur never wins a gold or silver medal?
62. What kind of dinosaur likes to go to art museums?
63. What do you call an infamous dinosaur?
64. Which dinosaur likes succulent plants?
65. What do you call a flying dinosaur?
66. How do dinosaurs measure their weight?
By using their scales.
67. What do you call a dinosaur that isn’t feeling strong emotions?
68. Which dinosaur enjoys kayaking?
69. Which dinosaur loves to show off?
70. What did the raptor parents say when their child went missing?
71. Which dinosaur lets others try on its clothes?
Try Sarah’s Tops.
72. What do you call a dinosaur made with blocks?
73. What do you call a dinosaur that says explicit words?
74. What did the dinosaur say when it wanted to hug the other?
I want my arms raptor-ound you.
75. Which dinosaur can send messages to others?
A Tyrannosaurus Text.
76. What do you call a dinosaur in Canada?
77. What do you call a dinosaur that pays attention?
78. What kind of dinosaur can you find in Star Wars?
79. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the Beach.
80. Where do dinosaurs like to eat?
81. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t decide where to go?
82. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite weapon?
83. What do you call a dinosaur that asks deep questions?
84. What do dinosaurs put on food?
85. What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way.
86. What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
87. What follows a dinosaur?
88. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
89. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
90. What do dinosaurs use as the bathroom floor?
91. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee Rex.
92. What do you call a dinosaur that smells bad?
93. Why was the Stegosaurus good at volleyball?
It knew how to spike the ball.
94. Why don’t you see dinosaurs on Easter?
95. Where do dinosaurs shop?
96. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
97. What do you call a dinosaur that twists its ankle?
98. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to do new things?
99. What do you call a dinosaur that’s not fun?
100. What does a Triceratops sit on?
101. Which reindeer do dinosaurs like the least?
102. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
103. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play computer games?
It ate the mouse.
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