Dinosaurs roamed Earth more than 200 million years ago. Now, there are plenty of jokes to make. Read funny dinosaur jokes for a laugh.
While dinosaurs are extinct, the reptile species left a significant legacy.
There were about 700 species of dinosaurs on Earth over 200 million years ago.
The famous ones include Tyrannosaurus Rex, Stegosaurus, and Triceratops.
Whether a fan or learning about them, laugh with the following dinosaur jokes.
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Funny dinosaur jokes
1. Who do dinosaurs call when witnessing a crime?
The Tricera-cops.
2. What do you call a dinosaur wearing a cowboy hat and boots?
Tyrannosaurus Tex.
3. Why didn’t the dinosaur cross the road?
There weren’t any roads back then.
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4. What kind of dinosaur knows a lot of words?
A thesaurus.
5. What does a dinosaur say when it doesn’t know the answer to a question?
I dino.
6. What do you call a dinosaur after a breakup?
A Tyrannosaurus Ex.
7. What do you call a dinosaur that sleeps loudly?
A Stego-snore-us.
8. What do dinosaurs tell each other as compliments?
You’re dino-mite.
9. What kind of dinosaur provides oxygen?
A Tree Rex.
10. What do you call it when dinosaurs get into car accidents?
Tyrannosaurus Wrecks.
11. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a wizard?
A dino-sorcerer.
12. What kind of dinosaur loves Halloween?
A Scare-dactyl.
13. Why can’t you hear a Pterodactyl using the restroom?
The P is silent.
14. What do you call a dinosaur that blames others for its losses?
A saur loser.
15. What do dinosaurs use to cut wood?
A dino-saw.
16. Why did the Archaeopteryx catch a worm?
It was an early bird.
17. What do you call a dinosaur that sings?
A Tyranno-chorus.
18. Why do dinosaurs eat raw meat?
They don’t know how to cook.
19. How do you invite a dinosaur over for tea?
Tea, Rex?
20. What do you call a dinosaur that kicks a goal in soccer?
Dino-score.
21. What do you call a good-looking dinosaur?
A Fine-osaurus.
22. What do dinosaurs say to apologize?
I’m saur-ry.
23. What do you call a fast dinosaur?
A Pronto-saurus.
24. Where do female dinosaurs stay in college?
A dinosaur-ority.
25. Which dinosaur wraps gifts the fastest?
A Veloci-wrapper.
26. What do you call a dinosaur that loves gossip?
A Dying-to-know-saur.
27. What kind of dinosaurs like to dig holes?
A Burrow-saurus.
28. What do you call an urban dinosaur?
A City-pati.
29. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a philosopher?
A Confucius-ornis.
30. What do you call a dinosaur that plays a string instrument?
A Cello-physis.
31. Which dinosaur cries the most?
A Cryolo-t-phosaurus.
32. Which dinosaur loves the early morning?
The Iguano-dawn.
33. What do you call a dinosaur that makes everyone laugh?
A Diplo-joke-us.
34. Which dinosaur has brown toes?
The Brontosaurus.
35. What do you call a dinosaur that always tells the truth?
A True-don.
36. What do you call a dinosaur cleaning its home?
A dino-chore.
37. How do dinosaurs wish each other a happy birthday?
I hope you have a rawr-some birthday.
38. What do you call a dinosaur that stops changing?
A-plateau-saurus.
39. Which dinosaur always greets others?
The Hello-saurus.
40. Which dinosaur always looks unhappy?
A Frown-tosaurus.
41. What do dinosaurs eat for dessert?
Dinosaur-bet.
42. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a vampire?
Count Dracorex.
43. What do you call a shiny dinosaur?
A Gloss-iraptor.
44. What do you call a trendy dinosaur?
A Hip-lodocus.
45. What do you call a mad dinosaur?
An Angry-losaurus.
46. What do you call a dinosaur the creates algorithms?
An Algo-saurus.
47. Why did the dinosaur do sit-ups?
To work on its dino-core.
48. What do you call a dinosaur that left its armor in the rain?
Stegosau-rust.
49. What do you call a dinosaur that has an allergic reaction?
An Itchy-osaur.
50. Why did the pterodactyl fail the spelling test?
It put a P before every T.
51. What did dinosaurs use to drive cars?
Fossil fuels.
52. Which dinosaur takes the best care of its teeth?
A Floss-iraptor.
53. Can you do it?
You bet Jurassic-an.
54. What do dinosaurs tell their kids at night?
Bedtime dino-stories.
55. How did the dinosaur feel when it was sick?
Ptero-ble.
56. How do dinosaurs hit a baseball?
With A-bat-osaurus.
57. What do you call a dinosaur that lives along the edge of a body of water?
A dino-shore.
58. Which dinosaur is made of metal?
An Alloy-saurus.
59. Which dinosaur loves to show off its muscles?
A Tyrannosaurus Flex.
60. Which dinosaur is also the head of a university?
The Dean-onychus.
61. Which dinosaur never wins a gold or silver medal?
The Bronze-tosaurus.
62. What kind of dinosaur likes to go to art museums?
The Gallery-mimus.
63. What do you call an infamous dinosaur?
A Giganoto-rious-saurus.
64. Which dinosaur likes succulent plants?
The Aloe-saurus.
65. What do you call a flying dinosaur?
A dino-soar.
66. How do dinosaurs measure their weight?
By using their scales.
67. What do you call a dinosaur that isn’t feeling strong emotions?
A Calm-sognathus.
68. Which dinosaur enjoys kayaking?
A-paddle-saurus.
69. Which dinosaur loves to show off?
A Brag-iosaurus.
70. What did the raptor parents say when their child went missing?
We-lost-a-raptor.
71. Which dinosaur lets others try on its clothes?
Try Sarah’s Tops.
72. What do you call a dinosaur made with blocks?
A Lego-saurus.
73. What do you call a dinosaur that says explicit words?
Dino-swore.
74. What did the dinosaur say when it wanted to hug the other?
I want my arms raptor-ound you.
75. Which dinosaur can send messages to others?
A Tyrannosaurus Text.
76. What do you call a dinosaur in Canada?
A Toronto-saurus.
77. What do you call a dinosaur that pays attention?
A Diplo-focus.
78. What kind of dinosaur can you find in Star Wars?
Ankylo-ren-saurus.
79. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite drink?
Rex on the Beach.
80. Where do dinosaurs like to eat?
The dino-r.
81. What do you call a dinosaur that can’t decide where to go?
A Stay-go-saurus.
82. What’s a dinosaur’s favorite weapon?
A dino-sword.
83. What do you call a dinosaur that asks deep questions?
A Philoso-raptor.
84. What do dinosaurs put on food?
Dino-sauce.
85. What should you do if a dinosaur sneezes?
Get out of the way.
86. What do you call someone who puts their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex?
Lefty.
87. What follows a dinosaur?
Its tail.
88. What do you call a blind dinosaur?
A Do-you-think-it-saurus.
89. What do you call twin dinosaurs?
Pair-odactyls.
90. What do dinosaurs use as the bathroom floor?
Reptiles.
91. What do you call a baby dinosaur?
A Wee Rex.
92. What do you call a dinosaur that smells bad?
A Stink-o-saurus.
93. Why was the Stegosaurus good at volleyball?
It knew how to spike the ball.
94. Why don’t you see dinosaurs on Easter?
They’re eggs-tinct.
95. Where do dinosaurs shop?
The dino-store.
96. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic Pork.
97. What do you call a dinosaur that twists its ankle?
Ankle-is-saurus.
98. What do you call a dinosaur that likes to do new things?
A Try-ceratops.
99. What do you call a dinosaur that’s not fun?
A dino-bore.
100. What does a Triceratops sit on?
Its Tricera-bottom.
101. Which reindeer do dinosaurs like the least?
Comet.
102. What kind of dinosaur can you ride in a rodeo?
A Bronco-saurus.
103. Why couldn’t the dinosaur play computer games?
It ate the mouse.
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