30+ Hilarious Rhino Jokes

The rhinoceros, or rhino, represents strength and resilience. Whether you see one at the zoo or in its natural habitat, read rhino jokes for a laugh.

Rhinoceros.
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Rhinoceroses are magnificent creatures of considerable size. Their distinctive horns are astonishing and make them stand out.

Today, you can find rhinos in Southeast Asia and Africa. They’re fascinating animals, and adults weigh at least a ton.

Next time you see one, remember the following rhino jokes for a laugh.

Funny rhino jokes

1. What did the rhinoceros say when the others told them they were cool?

Rhino.

2. What’s the opposite of a rhino?

Rhi-yes.

3. Why was the rhino’s credit card balance so high?

It’s always charging.

4. What did the rhino from Indonesia say at the party?

I’m Javan a great time.

5. What did the rhinoceros say after you say something relatable?

Rhino how you feel.

6. What do rhinos hang on Christmas trees?

Horn-aments.

7. How did the rhino destroy the electric vehicle?

They charged it.

8. How do you stop a charging rhino?

Unplug it.

9. What do you get when you cross a rhino with bread?

A rye-noceros.

Rhinoceros.
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10. What do you call a sad rhino?

A cry-noceros.

11. Why don’t rhinos get tired?

They’re always charging.

12. What’s as big as a rhinoceros but weighs nothing?

Its shadow.

13. How do rhinos like their eggs?

Any, but poached.

14. Why do rhinos have wrinkly skin?

They’re hard to iron.

15. What do you call a rhinoceros that asks too many personal questions?

A pry-noceros.

16. What do you call a rhino without horns?

Silent.

17. What did the rhinos say to each other at the fashion show?

Looking grey-t.

18. What did the group of rhinos say before going to bed?

Let’s crash.

Three rhinos.
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19. What do rhinos say to their friends after leaving a gathering?

Smell you later.

20. What do you call a rhino with one horn?

A uni-horn.

21. What do you call a rhino in a drought?

A dry-noceros.

22. How much does an adult rhino weigh?

A ton.

23. What do you call a rhinoceros that doesn’t need to learn anything new?

A rhi-know.

24. What do you call a male rhino?

Rhino-sir-os.

Rhinoceros.
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25. How do rhinos send messages?

They write rhi-notes.

26. What do you call a rhino with a drawl?

A rhi-naw-ceros.

27. What do you call a group of rhinos learning?

A crash course.

28. What do you call a rhino after a tough workout?

A rhino-sore-os.

29. What did the rhino say about the new female rhino?

I haven’t seen herbivore.

30. What do you call a rhinoceros that doesn’t like orange peels?

A rind-no.

31. Why don’t rhinos get offended easily?

They have thick skin.

Rhinoceros.
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32. Why do rhinos give their Valentine?

Rhinoce-roses.


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