30+ Hilarious Seagull Jokes to Fly With Laughter

The seagull, or gull, is an intelligent, stout, and thin-legged bird. Read hilarious seagull jokes for a laugh the next time you see one.

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Gulls are best known as seagulls, but not all live near the sea.

There are many different species. Examples include the herring, little, kittiwake, and the rare lava gull.

They’re clever and intelligent birds that live on every continent. You’ll likely see one whether in the city or near the water.

Read the following seagull jokes for a laugh.

Funny seagull jokes

1. What did the gull call its partner?

Its gull-friend.

2. How did the gull plead?

Gull-ty as charged.

Gull looking up.
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3. What’s a gull’s favorite movie?

Mean Gulls.

4. Why couldn’t the gull hear well?

It had herring problems.

5. What do gulls say to motivate their friends?

You go, gull.

6. What do you call a gull in solitude?


7. Why did the gull turn on the TV?

To check the feather forecast.

8. What do you call a gull that believes everything?


Gull flying.
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9. Why couldn’t anyone see the seagull?

It was in di-skies.

10. Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels.

11. What do gulls wear to the beach?


12. Why did the pirate buy a gull instead of a parrot?

It was on sail.

13. What kind of dog would a seagull be if it got better grades?

A B-gull.

14. Why did the seagull cross the road?

Just beak-ause.

15. What kind of crime is it to attack a seagull?

A feather-al offense.

16. What kind of phone does a seagull use?

Samsung Gull-axy.

17. What’s a seagull’s favorite TV show?

Gull-more Girls.

18. Where can you find the most seagulls?

The Gull-f of Mexico.

19. What kind of gull has excellent vision?

A see-gull.

20. Who’s a seagull’s favorite Twilight character?

Edward Gull-en.

21. What did the gull say to wake up the cat?


Kittiwake gull.
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22. What do you call a digital gull?

An e-gull.

23. What do you call a social gathering of seagulls?

A gull-a.

24. What do you call a seagull that doesn’t spend much money?


25. What do you call a seagull that lives with a king or queen?


26. What’s a gull’s favorite dog breed?

Gull-den retrievers.

27. Who’s a seagull’s favorite character from The Lord of the Rings?


28. Who’s a seagull’s favorite actress?

Gull Gadot.

29. Where do seagulls like to go on vacation?

Gull-ápagos Islands.

30. What’s a seagull’s favorite Christmas song?

Jin-gull Bells.

Gull with its mouth open.
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31. What do you call a seagull with refined taste?


32. What do you call a seagull that commits a crime?

The gull-prit.

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