65+ Funny Orange Puns to Brighten Your Day

Oranges are the largest citrus fruit. They have a refreshing, sweet, and tart taste. Read the funniest orange puns for a good laugh.

Orange with a leaf.
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Oranges are sweet, tart, and juicy. Aside from being tasty, oranges are excellent for your health.

They also have a fresh and beautiful color. They’re perfect for eating, aroma, and decor.

There are many types of oranges, offering excellent humor opportunities.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following orange puns.

Hilarious orange puns

1. Orange you happy to see me?

2. We have an orange-ment.

3. It’s in the orange-inal condition.

4. I’m going to re-orange the layout.

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5. My friend got a new Orange Rover.

6. The orange has a peel of approval.

7. I peel amazing.

8. The inspirational orange said, “Juice be yourself.”

9. Wear orange-jacket when it’s raining.

10. The electric car has a lot orange.

11. I’m kind of a big peel.

12. This is citrus-ly the best orange.

13. Oranges get insurance zest in case.

14. It was an orange-d marriage.

15. I work as orange-r in the forest.

16. It was un-peel-ievable.

17. You’re the zest.

18. The orange was pulled over after peeling out.

19. The orange is making com-peel-ations of songs.

20. Orange you the sweetest?

Orange and an orange wedge.
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21. I hope you peel better.

22. I zest my case.

23. The orange stopped rolling because it ran out of juice.

24. Pirates love oranges due to the vitamin sea.

25. The orange is ap-peeling the decision.

26. A dream about orange soda is a Fanta-sy.

27. The sunburnt orange started peeling.

28. The salad needs balsamic vinegar orange dressing.

29. We have a baby daughter now. She’s orange-l.

30. The employee got fired from the orange juice factory for being unable to concentrate.

31. The zest was history.

32. Squeeze the day.

33. You have to get juiced to it.

34. When oranges work out, they peel the burn.

Orange half and wedge.
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35. Juice be yourself.

36. Rinders keepers.

37. Orange is a versatile hand tool.

38. Mount Orange-ani is a volcano in Indonesia.

39. They had un-peel-istic expectations.

40. Ex-squeeze me.

41. I had a peel-ization.

42. There’s an ongoing in-zest-igation.

43. I feel your heart beating in your zest.

44. I’ll peel with it later.

Orange puns based on the type

1. I’m Hamlin a great time.

2. Lima friend alone.

Orange wedge.
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3. I will navel give up on you.

4. There are a lot of oranges on the navel ship.

5. Valen-see-ya later.

6. Bitter late than never.

7. A vampire’s favorite fruit is a blood orange.

8. The orange speaks Mandarin.

9. I don’t Cara Cara.

10. You get bitter with time.

11. Turn Seville clockwise.

12. You can have what-Jaffa you want.

13. My favorite animal is the Lima-r.

14. I’ve reached my Lima-ts.

15. It was a sad-suma.

16. An orange in the ocean is a Valen-sea-a.

17. Satsuma-tter?

18. Acidless even though I should’ve said more.

19. Oh common now.

20. It was Jaffa-ul.

21. Another word for coffee is Jaffa.

22. We Jaffa-ntil we cried.

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