85+ Hilarious Donut Puns That Are A-Dough-Rable

Donuts are delicious baked goods. There are many types, including glazed, cake, and filled. Next time you eat one, remember hilarious donut puns.

Donut with strawberry glaze and sprinkles.
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Donuts are soft, pillowy, and delicious pieces of fried dough. They come in many shapes and types for you to enjoy.

Donuts have a long history, with people eating them around the world.

The Dutch gave them the name “olykoeks,” meaning oily cakes.

Today, the donut is a fantastic and tasty item.

The following are the funniest donut puns you’ll love a whole lot.

The best donut puns

1. Donut worry about a thing.

2. I donut want to live without you.

3. Donut go breaking my heart.

4. Donut stop believing.

Donut with sprinkles.
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5. Donut judge me.

6. Donut kill my vibe.

7. The donut went to the dentist to get a filling.

8. The donut was sad and said, “I feel like I have a hole in my heart.”

9. Donut mind if I do.

10. The motivational donut said, “Just dough your best.”

11. Dough you like donut puns?

12. Donut worry. Be happy.

13. You donut want to miss these donut puns.

14. Time to make some dough.

15. The donut left me glazed and confused.

Chocolate donut with sprinkles.
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16. You’re a-glaze-ing.

17. You’re a-dough-rable.

18. Donut-ella Versace is an Italian fashion designer.

19. I’m learning taekwon-donut.

20. I donut see a difference.

21. Golfers bring donuts to the golf course to get a hole-in-one.

22. The only donuts that can fly are the plane ones.

23. Let’s donuts about it.

24. Stop! Donut enter.

25. All the sprinkle ladies.

26. It’s just one of those glaze.

27. Hole onto me dough tight.

28. What’s that o-dough-r?

29. I’d like a dough-zen donuts.

30. We’re moving into a new con-dough.

31. Ku-doughs to you!

Two donuts.
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32. You’re full of wis-dough-m.

33. I’ll dough-ble it.

34. Open the win-dough to get fresh air.

35. You’ll need a dough-main to launch a website.

36. I love you dough much.

37. Donut puns are the real deal. Donut think I’m joking around.

38. A donut’s favorite drink is hole-y water.

39. Be careful. There’s a serial cruller on the loose.

40. Donut fear!

41. I’m maple to help. Bar you willing to take it?

42. We’re going to dough-minate the donut competition.

43. Donuts are the anti-dough-te.

44. I’d be an ambassa-dough-r for donuts anytime.

45. I need a daily dough-se of donuts.

46. Donut brothers a bro-nuts.

47. You dough girl!

48. A young donut is an a-dough-lescent.

49. I’m always dough-wn for donuts.

Three donuts.
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50. Twist the night before Christmas.

51. The donut said, “Sometimes, I feel empty inside.”

52. The donut’s filling cute.

53. I’m making a dough-nation to charity.

54. I donut think it’s ran-dough-m.

55. I swim in a spee-dough.

56. I’m visiting my dough-ctor.

57. What are you dough-ing?

58. Close the dough-r on your way out.

59. Dough-gs are my favorite pets.

60. I’m watching a dough-cumentary about donuts.

61. Donut let go.

62. A sprinkle in time.

63. I’m wearing a tuxe-dough.

64. A basketball player’s favorite donut shop is Dunkin’ Donuts.

65. The teddy bear couldn’t finish its donut because it was stuffed.

66. The donut became a priest because it felt hole-y.

67. You’re driving me glaze-y.

68. I’m visiting Glaze-ier National Park.

69. Those were the donut’s glory glaze.

70. I missed the donut. I must’ve glazed over it.

Glazed donut.
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71. Donut talk to me.

72. The healthiest part of a donut is the middle.

73. I’m donuts about you.

74. This donut is hole-some.

75. I ate more donuts because my doctor told me to eat more hole foods.

76. Donut-ello was a famous Florentine sculptor.

77. Donut disturb.

78. I like you a hole lot.

79. Donut leave without a jacket. It’s sprinkling outside.

80. Donut be jelly.

81. I’m feeling glaze-y this morning.

82. Donut hate me because I’m beautiful.

83. Do or donut, there is no try.

84. The donut said, “Everyone sees through me.”

85. Go and donut look back.

86. The donut tripped over its own shoe-glaze-s.

87. Oh donut even!

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