A train carries people or freight. They’re also fun to watch as they go by on the track. Whether an admirer or rider, get a laugh with train puns.
Trains are prominent forms of transportation. They can travel short and long distances.
The first railways date back to the 17th century in England and 1764 in North America.
Trains are excellent for travel and transporting freight.
Next time you see one, get a good laugh with the following train puns.
All aboard for the best train puns
1. I’m train to figure it out.
2. When trains eat, they chew chew.
3. I Amtrak-ted to you.
4. I want to become a railway conductor, but they said I need more training.
5. The train covered its tracks.
6. That was s-train-ge.
7. A ghost rides in the ca-boo-se.
8. I’m wearing a train-ch coat.
9. You’re so train-dy.
10. Locomotives hear through their engineers.
11. The train conductor says to uninterested students, “All a-bored.”
12. I’m looking for a train-slator.
13. I’m in train-sition from one stop to another.
14. I wish choo the best.
15. Conductors are so focused. They have tunnel vision.
16. S-train-gers don’t acknowledge each other.
17. The device is train-smitting a signal.
18. I asked a conductor how many times he derailed a train. He said it was hard to keep track.
19. It’s a freight day to ride a train.
20. I’m so train-quil and happy now.
21. Here’s the en-train-ce.
22. The business train-saction went through.
23. When conductors are stressed, they bite their rails.
24. Trains are a form of train-sportation.
25. Wow, what a train-sformation.
26. A locomotive that keeps sneezing is achoo-choo train.
27. I’m reading a train-script.
28. Thanks for always being train-sparent.
29. My car is having train-smission issues.
30. Each locomotive has in-train-sic value.
31. I went on a s-train-uous hike.
32. The fashionable conductor is a train-dsetter.
33. If you want to reach the locomotive Olympics, you must train really hard.
34. The cow crossed the train tracks to get to the udder side rail.
35. A person that works part-time on a train is a semi-conductor.
36. A slow train is a slow-comotive.
37. The train’s engineer was overwhelmed with work but kept chugging along.
38. A gamer’s train stop is the PlayStation.
39. I’ll be here train or shine.
40. A train is only as strong as its weakest link.
41. There was a train reaction.
42. It went down the train.
43. It was hidden in train sight.
44. A train can only think about one thing at a time. It has a one-track mind.
45. Driving a train is harder than it steams.
46. I’m rail-ly happy to see you.
47. Train drivers get up at the track of dawn.
48. I bit off more than I can choo.
49. You’ve been tram-endously helpful.
50. The train driver needs a brake to blow off steam.
51. It was an ex-tram example.
52. They were tram-bling in fear.
53. It’s the holy rail.
54. Train drivers are resilient. They always get track on their feet.
55. The railroad worker is building their self-e-steam.
56. The locomotive is sick with a coal-d.
57. I can’t believe I didn’t notice what was freight in front of me.
58. I went to a throwback party at the train station. Everyone had on platforms.
59. I’m a-freight not.
60. Train engineers can’t get electrocuted because they’re not conductors.
61. The troll who lives under my local railway bridge is my arch-enemy.
62. Anyone who steals a train has a locomotive.
63. I was walking along the railroad tracks and suddenly felt run down.
64. I’ve always wanted to drive a train, but I keep getting sidetracked.
65. I can’t keep a freight face.
66. Ticket inspectors, you’ve got to hand it to them.
67. Don’t be so tram-atic.
68. One end of the spec-tram.
69. I have a mo-rail obligation.
70. The train driver went vi-rail on social media.
71. I’m wearing a shirt with a flo-rail pattern.
72. I’ve been a train driver for seve-rail years.
73. I feel neut-rail about it.
74. The city is fixing the train-age system.
75. The dog on the train was wagon its tail.
76. The style is main-steam.
77. It’s train and simple.
78. I’ll save it for a train-y day.
79. Some information may be difficult to ob-train.
80. The train driver’s reputation was train-ted by a scandal.
81. I’m cer-train about it.
82. The report con-trains all the necessary details.
83. I’m working on sus-train-able energy.
84. The train driver has a new career in the enter-train-ment industry.
85. The goal is at-train-able.
86. It’s been rail.
87. I rail-ize that.
88. A train driver’s favorite food is na-choo-s.
89. The train driver caboose-d his power.
90. The conductor became a rail estate agent.
91. It’s an excellent rail of thumb.
92. A colorful locomotive is a train-bow.
93. It’s the train-ing champion.
94. I’m looking to buy a tennis track-et.
95. New train drivers learn at the track-ademy.
96. It was a track-urate statement.
97. We have a con-track.
98. We’re gaining track-tion.
99. I love abs-track art.
100. Track-tice makes perfect.
101. Train puns are hilarious. I’m track-ing up.
102. A train driver’s favorite song is Train-t No Mountain High Enough.
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