Summer gatherings and baseball games have something in common, hot dogs. Next time you see or eat one, laugh with funny hot dog jokes.
Steam or grill a sausage and serve it in a partially sliced bun to make a hot dog.
Americans consume at least 9 billion of them a year. You’ll find hot dogs at stores, ballparks, and street vendors.
It’s a simple food that focuses on toppings. Add ketchup, mustard, onions, relish, or cole slaw. There are many ways to enjoy it.
Next time you have one, laugh with the following hot dog jokes.
The best hot dog jokes
1. Why did the hot dog go to the gym?
To get better buns.
2. How do food lovers eat hot dogs?
3. Which hot dog is the best singer?
4. What did the hot dog say to the condiment it hadn’t seen in a long time?
We need to ketchup.
5. What did the hot dog say after getting first place?
I’m the wiener.
6. How do hot dogs propose?
With an onion ring.
7. What do you call someone that electrocutes hot dogs?
8. What do you call a good-looking dog?
A hot dog.
9. Which bear eats hot dogs?
10. How do you make a hot dog stand?
Take away its chair.
11. Why did the hot dogs get married?
They have a frank relationship.
12. Why do all hot dogs look the same?
They’re in bread.
13. What do you call an entitled hot dog?
14. Why shouldn’t you eat hot dogs in Germany?
They’re the wurst.
15. How did the hot dog finally get a date?
It mustard up the courage to ask.
16. What’s the opposite of a hot dog?
A chili dog.
17. What’s the most fashionable and classy food?
A haute dog.
18. What do hot dogs say to greet each other?
What’s up, dog?
19. Did you hear about the hot dog actor?
They’re an Oscar wiener.
20. What do you call a hot dog investigator?
21. What do hot dogs do at a club?
They dance their buns off.
22. What did the hot dog say after being left in the cold?
I’m freezing my buns off.
23. Why did the hot dog study so much?
To be on the honor roll.
24. What did the hot dog call its spouse?
25. What happens if a flying animal turns into a hot dog?
It goes from bat to wurst.
26. What do you call a hot dog wizard?
27. How does a Buddhist monk order a hot dog?
Make me one with everything.
28. Why was everyone checking out the hot dog?
It had great buns.
29. What’s the worst way to eat a hot dog?
30. How do you tell a hot dog to be quiet?
31. What’s a hot dog’s favorite holiday?
32. What do hot dogs say before sharing their opinion?
To be frank with you.
33. What do you call a hot dog battle?
A dog fight.
34. What do you call an honest hot dog?
35. Why didn’t anyone want to hang out with the negative hot dog?
It brought out the wurst in everybody.
36. Why did the struggling hot dog join a competition?
They said, “Wiener takes all.”
37. What do you call a small house made with hot dogs?
A hut dog.
38. What did the hot dog get after a minor wrongdoing?
39. What condiment did a constipated hot dog use?
40. Why was the dog afraid of the grill?
It didn’t want to become a hot dog.
41. What did the hot dog lover say?
Frankly, I can’t get enough.
42. What do you call a dog with a fever?
A hot dog.
43. What do hot dogs say after mocking a condiment?
No bun intended.
44. What do you call a hot dog with a sweater?
A chili dog.
45. What did the hot dog say after keeping a secret for too long?
I mustard-mit the truth.
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