Bicycles are fun to ride and good for your health. Whether you ride for your commute or in the mountains, read funny bike puns for a good laugh.
Once you learn how to ride a bike, you never forget.
It’s an excellent way to get to work or run local errands.
Aside from commuting, you can ride in the mountains or race.
Bicycles have been an essential part of American culture since the 19th century.
There are many reasons to ride a bike. It’s good for your health, increases the lifespan of your car, and gives you new experiences.
Next time you ride or see one, get a good laugh with the following bike puns.
Hilarious bike puns
1. Bike beg your pardon.
2. The bike didn’t want to get up. It was two-tired.
3. You’re wheelie awesome.
4. A cyclist’s favorite candy is Mike and Bike.
5. The cyclist is taking Bike-ido classes.
6. The difference between a cyclist and a tricyclist is attire.
7. I’m going to see a cycle-ogist.
8. I’m shopping for furniture at Bike-a.
9. Tire pumps get more expensive every year. It’s all the inflation.
10. I changed my bike’s tires for the last time. It was time for retirement.
11. I went mountain biking today and had a wheel good time.
12. A cyclist rode past me without making any noise. I couldn’t bell-ieve it.
13. I saw someone with one eye riding a bike. I think it was a cycle-ops.
14. Cyclists and inmates have one thing in common. Both are behind bars.
15. I broke my bike today. I have to fork out cash for a new one.
16. I can’t find the best position for holding my bike’s handlebars. I really need to get a grip.
17. A storm of bikes is a cycle-one.
18. It was a chain reaction.
19. I heard someone putting down cycling. So, I spoke up right away.
20. I’m addicted to riding my bike multiple times a day. It’s time to break the cycle.
21. I avoid bike trails at night. They’re full of cycle paths.
22. My bike hits me. Then, I hit back. It’s a vicious cycle.
23. You can learn about bikes in an en-cycle-opedia.
24. Presta button.
25. I need to take a brake.
26. Watch out for s-bikes.
27. I bike on the west and east coast. You could say I’m bike-oastal.
28. She wore a bike-ini to the beach.
29. A cyclist without a bike is saddle the time.
30. Shut the fork up.
31. It’s us against stem.
32. Wheel-come to our cycling club.
Puns based on bike brands
1. I’m ad-Marin your bicycle.
2. I’m Raleigh excited for my new bike.
3. Stay on Trek.
4. I’m Kona ride my bike tomorrow.
5. I’m going to Schwinn the race.
6. We woke up Surly today.
7. Ride fast Orbea left behind.
8. It’s a Specialized bike.
9. That’s Rad.
10. It’s a Giant.
11. Let it Marin-ate.
12. Tern right at the intersection.
13. Surly you didn’t mean it.
14. A Schwinner’s mindset.
15. I put my bike in the bed of my Trek.
16. Trek or treat?
17. I’m Tern between the two choices.
18. That’s a Raleigh-f.
19. Be kind Ancheer with others.
20. The Mona Lisa is a painting by Leonardo Devinci.
21. It was Electra-fying.
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