70+ Funny Potato Puns That Are Spud-tacular

Potatoes are one of the most versatile foods. You can bake, roast, fry, or mash them. Next time you eat or see one, remember potato puns.

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Potatoes are underground tubers. They’re native to the Andes of South America.

Potatoes are also one of the most popular foods. There are many ways to cook and eat them.

Several examples are baked potatoes, French fries, and mashed potatoes.

If you’re ready to laugh, read the following potato puns.

The puns are perfect for sharing the next time you eat or see one.

Related: Funny Potato Nicknames

The ultimate list of potato puns

1. A lazy spud is a couch potato.

2. A potato with glasses is a spec-tater.

3. You can always rely on a sweet potato for compliments.

Sweet potato.
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4. You’re spud-tacular.

5. The potato told its girlfriend, “I only have eyes for you.”

6. I tot so.

7. The potato is a medi-tater.

8. Hey spud.

9. Potatoes make my heart spud-ter.

10. It happened all of a spud-den.

11. A potato’s least favorite day is Fry-day.

12. If you cross a dog with a spud, you get a pug-tato.

13. You’re a spud.

14. I carry potatoes in a tater tote.

15. The potato went to the dark side and became Darth Tater.

16. The potato entrepreneur attends po-trade-shows.

17. Pictures of potatoes are portrait-oes.

18. A reluctant potato is a hesi-tater.

19. That potato is an imi-tater.

20. It gets spud-ter with time.

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21. A potato’s favorite movie is The Silence of the Yams.

22. If you cross a potato with a broom, you get a sweep potato.

23. A potato’s favorite TV show is Starch Trek.

24. A potato that always wants to pick a fight is an agi-tater.

25. A potato’s favorite author is Edgar Allen Poe-tato.

26. A baby potato is a small fry.

27. Call the yam-bulance.

28. Potatoes make excellent detectives because they keep their eyes peeled.

29. Potatoes are very ap-peeling.

30. I yam what I yam.

31. A potato’s favorite month is Oc-tuber.

32. I’m volunteering as the facili-tater for the summer camp.

33. The potato was a dic-tater.

34. The potato worked as a sports commen-tater.

35. Like two peas in a spud.

36. One potato said to the other, “Keep your eyes peeled.”

37. I tot a class.

38. Taters gonna tate.

39. The store had a tuber-one special.

40. It’s the tot that counts.

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41. I yam in love with you.

42. You can tell which potato is high because it’s baked.

43. Potato kids like to jump in spud-dles.

44. I got a potato tot-too.

45. The two potatoes got off to a bad starch.

46. There’s no Russet all.

47. Yukon do it.

48. The potato said, “I’ve met my mash.”

49. The potato’s in for a root awakening.

50. Sooner or tater.

51. You were spud-on.

Two potatoes.
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52. I’ll give you a s-tot-us update.

53. A potato that spins is a rotat-o.

54. Time fries when you’re having fun.

55. They need to go to the ho-spud-le.

56. I’ll see you tater.

57. The spud wore socks to keep its potatoes warm.

58. The potato won’t chip in.

59. It’s a potato’s natural habi-tot.

60. We’re having a spud-ay.

61. The city built a new s-tot-ue.

62. They’re making a s-tot-ment.

63. The young potato had a growth spud.

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64. A potato’s favorite kitchen utensil is the spud-ula.

65. They’re going on an ex-spud-ition.

66. A walking potato is a spud-estrian.

67. Spud-el to the metal.

68. The potato said to the liar, “You’re full of carb.”

69. I think, therefore, I yam.

70. It was deca-potato-ed.

71. They’re going to ex-spud-ite the process.

72. The potatoes went to the spa to get spud-icures.

73. This song is my yam.

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