100+ Funny Potato Nicknames for Your Best Spuds

Whether eating potatoes or making a potato pet, name it. Read funny, cool, and cute potato nicknames for your new best spud.

Potato.
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Potatoes are tubers, starchy foods. There are several types of potatoes, including russet, red, yellow, white, and fingerling.

They’re essential foods that date back thousands of years to the Andes of South America.

Whether you made a pet potato or want to laugh, read the following potato nicknames.

There are funny, cool, and cute options. So, you’ll find the perfect name for your spud.

Funny potato nicknames

Potato.
Photo by David Em/Humor Living.

1. Spud-tacular

2. Root Boy

3. Christuber Columbus

4. Tater Lee

5. Dick Tater

6. Best Spud

7. El Potato

8. Le Potato

9. Joetato

10. Beautato

11. Tater Gator

12. Spud Bob

13. Chip

14. Gorilla

15. Brotato

16. Wheels

17. Fries

18. Curves

19. Saint Potato

20. Channing Potatum

21. Spuddy

22. Spudnik

23. Edgar Allan Potato

24. Arnold Spudzenegger

25. Tater Todd

26. Mash

27. Tomato

28. Spudifer

29. Spudicus

30. Spectater

31. Hot Potato

32. Lollipotato

33. Small Fry

34. Wedgie

35. Spud Lightyear

36. Darth Tater

37. Optimash Prime

38. Tony Starch

39. Mr. Potato

40. Ms. Potato

41. Spud Lee

42. Snoop Spud

43. Sweet Potato

44. Sunshine

45. Apollo Potato

46. Buck Potato

47. Doc Potato

48. Couch Potato

49. Kirk Spudlas

50. Adam Spudler

51. Sylvestater Stallone

52. Spud Pitt

53. Tater Swift

54. Yamgelina Jolie

55. Whipperspuder

56. Yotato

57. Pedro

58. Potatostein

59. Rocco Potato

60. Spudbert

61. Sandy Tater

62. Mount Potato

63. Sue Potato

64. Tater Tot Cruise

65. Captain Spud

66. Common Tater

67. Scrooge McSpud

68. R2 Pota2

69. Fraggle Spud

70. Roger Spuderer

71. Potatotude

72. Bambootato

73. Grand Tater

74. Tater Nugget

75. Potato Saucer

76. Oatato

77. Growtato

78. Frankenspud

79. Reese Witherspud

80. Bruce Springspud

81. Tater Woods

82. Popetato

83. Tina Tater

84. Imatater

85. Kate Spudson

86. Kid Spud

87. Tater Banks

88. Robotato

89. Motato

90. Taterall

91. Fryday

92. Tater Chip

93. Taterade

94. Meditater

95. Superspud

96. Spudtacular

97. Happytato

98. Pugtato

99. Skater Tater

100. Hash Brown

101. Despotato

102. Baked Potato

103. Porschetato

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