22 Hilarious Miami Jokes to Make You Laugh Florida-ys

Miami is beautiful beaches and fun activities. There are also a lot of hilarious things about the city. Read the funniest Miami jokes for a good laugh.

Miami sign, palm trees, and a surfboard.
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Miami is a stunning city with fantastic beaches, culture, art, food, and nightlife. It also has good weather throughout the year.

Many people call Miami the Magic City due to its beautiful location and how fast it became a city.

Miami Beach has more than seven miles of pristine beaches for you to enjoy.

While you’re there, read the following Miami jokes for a good laugh.

The funniest Miami jokes

1. Why couldn’t people find Miami International Airport?

It went MIA.

2. Why did the Los Angeles Lakers go to Miami?

To beat the Heat.

3. Why don’t women in Miami need large closets?

It’s because they have more bikinis than clothes.

Person wearing a bikini and hat.
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4. Why do people move to Miami?

To start practicing for Hell.

5. What do you call a drama TV show with rodents in Miami?

Miami Mice.

6. Did you hear about the giant cooling device in Florida?

It was a Miami heat fan.

7. What’s a good Jewish wine?

Ma, when are we going to Miami?

8. What do University of Miami, Florida State, and University of Florida football fans have in common?

None are University of Miami, alumni.

9. What do you call it when you watch Miami Vice backward?

Miami Vice Versa.

10. How do you know if someone loves you in Miami

They drive on I-95 for you.

11. How do you know there’s a tourist driving in Miami?

They follow the speed limit.

Miami skyline.
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12. What’s the one thing someone from Miami always talks about in a conversation?

Their bug or snake stories.

13. Why shouldn’t businesses in Miami have dress codes?

No one’s going to follow it.

14. Why do water bills in Miami go up in the summer?

After you shower and step outside, the humidity hits, and you need a shower again.

15. How’s everyone doing in Miami?

Havana great time.

16. What will you find at the beach south of Sunny Isles Beach?

Naked people Haulover the place.

17. What’s equivalent to a bear in Miami?

A palmetto bug.

18. Why should Miami tourists always drive in the furthest right lane?

No one in Miami uses turn signals. So, they only have to worry about one side.

19. What’s a huddle in Miami?

A drug ring.

20. What do you call a person wearing a suit and tie in Miami?

A defendant.

21. What’s red and smells like blue Froot Loops?

The murder-suicide scene at Toucan Sam’s Miami penthouse.

22. What do you call creative desserts in Miami?

Art Deco-dents.

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Featured image by David Em/Humor Living.