Gold is a chemical element that’s rare and challenging to extract. Read hilarious gold puns for a good laugh next time you see it.
Gold is one of the densest metals. Since it’s a rare metal, it’s valuable.
You can use gold for jewelry, dentistry, and electronics. You can also hold it as an investment.
Gold is also significant in American history with The California Gold Rush.
It began with James Marshall finding a gold nugget at John Sutter’s sawmill in 1848.
Whether learning about or buying it, read the following gold puns for a laugh.
The ultimate list of gold puns
1. I want to grow gold with you.
2. It’s gold outside.
3. I gold you so.
4. Gold on tight.
5. I’ve been trying to get a gold of you.
6. It’s a gold-ie but a goodie.
7. The parent was s-gold-ing their child.
8. Gold is Au-some.
9. When gold got hit, it said, “Au!”
10. Don’t gold your breath.
11. Gold collectors love to eat carat cake.
12. I don’t carat all about gold.
13. We’re getting gold-er with each day.
14. Gold diggers can’t go to bars because they’re miners.
15. They’re lining up gold-est to youngest.
16. Every year, gold looks forward to the Golden Globe Awards.
17. I gold through the data.
18. I’ll up-gold my end of the agreement.
19. Don’t with-gold information.
20. My company has a meeting with the stake-gold-ers.
21. We’re going shopping at Gold Navy.
22. It’s the gold-fashioned method.
23. The basketball player was gold-ending.
24. Growing up, my favorite football team was the Indianapolis Golds.
25. They quit gold turkey.
26. Get Au-t of here.
27. The gold mine has a lot of p-au-tential.
28. N-au-t today.
29. I didn’t mean to s-carat.
30. It’s good to set golds.
31. We’re learning about the Gold War in history class.
32. It’s as gold as the hills.
33. They felt gold-ty about the situation.
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