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What do you call a psychic midget who escaped from prison? A small medium at large!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Small person holding tarot cards and handcuffs.

The answer to a psychic midget who escaped from prison is hilarious. It’s a play on words that’ll make anyone …

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What did the sushi say to the bee? Wasabi!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Sushi and a bee.

Sushi is a popular Japanese dish. Wasabi is one of the sides that comes with sushi. So, what did the …

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What did the fried rice say to the shrimp? Don’t wok away from me!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Shrimp fried rice in a wok.

Fried rice is a delicious dish that combines rice, veggies, eggs, and meat or tofu. So, what did the fried …

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What do sprinters eat before a race? Fast food!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Sprinter running.

Sprinting is running at full speed over a short distance. What sprinters eat before a race is essential because it …

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What’s blue and not heavy? Light blue!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Monster with arms up.

Jokes about colors are perfect for school and work. So, what’s blue and not heavy? The answer’s clear after, making …

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How do snails fight? They slug it out!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Two snails.

Snails are invertebrates that carry their homes on their back. So, how do snails fight? You can find the answer …

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Fish with no eyes.

There’s a lot of fish in the sea. They come in many sizes and colors. But there’s only one name …

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What did one snowman say to the other? Do you smell carrots?

February 9, 2026March 6, 2023 by David Em
Two snowmen.

Winter is a beautiful season. One of the best things to do is build snowmen. What did one snowman say …

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Why did Adele cross the road? To say hello from the other side!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Person waving from across the road.

Adele is one of the most popular and best-selling singers. So, why did Adele cross the road? The answer is …

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How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it!

March 13, 2024March 6, 2023 by David Em
Person blowing their nose with a tissue.

The how to make a tissue dance joke is hilarious and perfect for anyone. If you know someone sick, it’ll …

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